Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for
women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the
'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able
to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is
and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can
be a real bitch to start in the morning! New models are initially fun to
own, but very expensive to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially have curb appeal (low price) but eventually have
an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with
age.
Not expected to reach collector status... best to lease one and replace each
year.
Auto Companies Merge
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Auto Companies Merge
SP6/SSG, B 5/6 ADA 76-79; 95th Svc Co 80-82; 523 Maint. Co. 82-84
Proud of him and those like him.
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Re: Auto Companies Merge
As a Ranger............... THAT is some funny shit!
As a (ummm hmmmm) "thrice married man"................THAT is totally insensitive to women and violates my personal code of ethics.........
Note to self: Cut and paste this for use later!
As a (ummm hmmmm) "thrice married man"................THAT is totally insensitive to women and violates my personal code of ethics.........
Note to self: Cut and paste this for use later!
1st Ranger Bn 86-92, C Co, HHC, Bn COLT, RHQ 94-95 Ranger Class 14-87 MFF 05 May 88
"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
Re: Auto Companies Merge
+Like
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
Re: Auto Companies Merge
You know, this makes me think about the bike. Sure, you have to get yourself everywhere you want to go, but it's a lot cheaper and you mainly just need to keep the chain lubed properly.
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
Re: Auto Companies Merge
I agree with Ranger X, you don't want a "raw chain" from improper lube.
SP6/SSG, B 5/6 ADA 76-79; 95th Svc Co 80-82; 523 Maint. Co. 82-84
Proud of him and those like him.
Proud of him and those like him.
Re: Auto Companies Merge
Reminds me that many years Volvo was acquired by Comet and the resulting auto was the Vomet.
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42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867