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Lunch wrote:
blueskiesalways wrote:A poster of Che? on his wall?? seriously???..Let's hope for the best, and hope your prospective employer can perceive the ovious mental and moral defects that the alternate candiate posesses. Good luck, I'll be rooting for you....GOD BESS THE USA!
I understand you miss your family, If this doesn't work out ...something will...If they hire that candidate (read,clown) over a qualified, proven and true American like yourself...They don't deserve you!
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good luck bro, if you are by chance going to be back home around oct 21-22..The hh6 and I might be up in your AO ( with some cousins from Germany)..give me a call. we will raise a glass and forget your potential job opening. for a min..then you can go be with your wife...hahahahah
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Punching a laptop screen apparently isn't the way to fix the flickering . New LCD or new computer ? I haven't decided yet.
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Flesh Thorn wrote:Punching a laptop screen apparently isn't the way to fix the flickering . New LCD or new computer ? I haven't decided yet.
I bet you felt better though.

Just go buy a tablet. Not much you can do with a computer that you can't do with a tablet.
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Lunch wrote:Wondering if I can get a 1300 naptime written into our district's Safety Action Plan.
We tried that in Italy. All of the squad leaders got together and told our PSG that, in the spirit of solidarity with our host nation, we should observe the national practice of riposo. It did not happen.

So much for expanding cultural boundaries. :D
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Who the fuck steals mission essentail equipment from within their own platoon? I mean to hell with the integrity voilation, (if it was from another platoon in the company then I could understand the idea of it) but you're stealing from the guys that watch over you while you sleep. Thats just plain not smart. Which brings me to my question:

Rangers,

How long into RS and RASP do buddy fuckers and other assorted shitbags make it before they get weeded out? After the first few weeks can I feel comfortable leaving my ruck in the bay and not worry who's going to screw with it, or will I need to keep eyes on all of my gear in garrison the whole time?
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Jesus H Christ. Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked?
Sir, I don't know, sir.
Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that don't you?
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If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?
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Lunch wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:Who the fuck steals mission essentail equipment from within their own platoon? I mean to hell with the integrity voilation, (if it was from another platoon in the company then I could understand the idea of it) but you're stealing from the guys that watch over you while you sleep. Thats just plain not smart. Which brings me to my question:

Rangers,

How long into RS and RASP do buddy fuckers and other assorted shitbags make it before they get weeded out? After the first few weeks can I feel comfortable leaving my ruck in the bay and not worry who's going to screw with it, or will I need to keep eyes on all of my gear in garrison the whole time?
NeverSayDie wrote:For a good month now, new equipment has been mysteriously appearing in our pitifully understocked supply room. Yesterday, I found the door to the room unlocked and our newest addition Cadet "hernandez" alone inside. Which was especially strange since newbies are never given keys to anything. At his feet where four cardboard boxes, which I promptly inspected without saying a word.

Me: ... Hernandez, where the fuck did you get 12 camelback LBV's and two boxes of MRE's?
Hernandez: ... You ever hear the expression don't look a gift horse in the mouth?

Jesus F-ing Christ I wish I could take this guy with me to RASP
What comes around goes around. Thieves always fuck somebody- sucks when it's you, eh?
Ranger Lunch,

I can understand that regardless of who's around if I leave an open MRE on top of my ruck, I shouldnt expect my pound cake to still inside it when i get back, and that platoons will always find a way to get what they need, even if it comes at the expense of the other platoons, But when you're talking about something bigger then a bag of m&m's and its taken by someone that sleeps five meters away from you in a patrol base, there has to be a certain level of trust there. stealing inside the platoon is just shitting a little bit to close to where you eat for me.
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Sounds like you are all a bunch of theiving peices of shit.
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Baseplate wrote:Sounds like you are all a bunch of theiving peices of shit.
Ranger Baseplate,

I give it just as good as I get it. If I could trust every man in the company to stay out of my ruck then I would never break that trust, (hence why I never took anything from a man in my platoon). But when its common place to scrounge up needed equipment wherever you can - inculding from other platoons - it does'nt make any sense to not adapt to that envoirment and get looked at like a I'm a bad team leader becuase my guys don't have the shit they need.
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