LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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Bushwack
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LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The princess said, “NO!” and the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big-breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End
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Re: LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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I hate you :lol:
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Re: LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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Don't be a hater. It's just a story. Not my story.
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Re: LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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Sounds a lot like my story........except for the part about all the money in the bank.
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