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Fishboy wrote:Just found out my new Commander is a male.
Thank you GRITS!
I couldn't take it much longer....................

I like to think of female commanders as really hot and really slutty and always having a dude around to tell them what to do
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Baseplate wrote:
Fishboy wrote:Just found out my new Commander is a male.
Thank you GRITS!
I couldn't take it much longer....................

I like to think of female commanders as really hot and really slutty and always having a dude around to tell them what to do

that's as far from the truth as all lesbians are hot and really bi, and like to make porn for men, prior to inviting them over for a three way with the GF.
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A Buddhist walked up to a New York hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."
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KW Driver wrote:A Buddhist walked up to a New York hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."
Now thats fucking funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

A mugger could have shot him dead granting him his wish. :P
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It’s amazing how good of advice “Don’t be a pussy” is.
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Had some made for staff only consumption, habenaro salsa verde with breakfast.

This morning it was awesome. Now it burns.
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RangerX wrote:Image
You could apply that to most of what is on television.
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just got back from an FTX. A small taste of things to come. Except the shitbags dont get filtered out. may god have mercy on the soul of the motherfucker that stole my beefroast mre, becuase I wont. Got points with my squad for sneaking off an ammo can full of 556 rounds from the opfor during a raid on "sappa forces" weapons cache'. Painfully learned the importance of eyepro during night landnav. learned alot of lessons I hope will serve me well on my trip through the real deal.
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NeverSayDie wrote:Painfully learned the importance of eyepro during night landnav.
Pussy. I went through land nav back when it was hard. :roll:
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mortar_guy78 wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:Painfully learned the importance of eyepro during night landnav.
Pussy. I want through land nav back when it was hard. :roll:
Ranger mortar_guy78,

Eyepro is a new thing to the army? :shock:

Cant imagine getting whipped in the cornea with a twig every fifteen meters wouldnt be motivation to cover up the eyes sooner.
Must be one of those common sense inventions that just dawned on some random joe. Sorta like the upside down ketchup bottle.
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NeverSayDie wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:Painfully learned the importance of eyepro during night landnav.
Pussy. I want through land nav back when it was hard. :roll:
Ranger mortar_guy78,

Eyepro is a new thing to the army? :shock:

Cant imagine getting whipped in the cornea with a twig every fifteen meters wouldnt be motivation to cover up the eyes sooner.
Must be one of those common sense inventions that just dawned on some random joe. Sorta like the upside down ketchup bottle.
This is why everyone thinks officers are pussies. I bet you cry when you walk through a fucking spider web too.
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NeverSayDie wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:Painfully learned the importance of eyepro during night landnav.
Pussy. I want through land nav back when it was hard. :roll:
Ranger mortar_guy78,

Eyepro is a new thing to the army? :shock:

Cant imagine getting whipped in the cornea with a twig every fifteen meters wouldnt be motivation to cover up the eyes sooner.
Must be one of those common sense inventions that just dawned on some random joe. Sorta like the upside down ketchup bottle.
Eyepro is a post 9-11 thing. Same with body armor and technological gizmos.
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