"The Old Lady and the Fairy Godmother"

[Chiron]

"The Old Lady and the Fairy Godmother"

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her
front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden
a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her
that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be
really rich."

POOF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,
beautiful princess."

POOF! She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's trusty cat wanders across
the porch in front of them.

"Ooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?"
she asks.

POOF! There before her stands a young man more
handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes
her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his
catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry
you had me neutered, aren't you?"

[Oreo]

I bet she shit her pants right then and there

[Steadfast]

Hey Pafansia,

I bet the old lady was a Lesbo in her time. It was only the Cat's tongue she wanted. She knew what she was doing. It was the Cat that was lamenting his plight.

Note to Creamy Center: Check your pants, I think it was you that shit his pants.

[Chiron]

Hey Pafansia,

I bet the old lady was a Lesbo in her time. It was only the Cat's tongue she wanted. She knew what she was doing. It was the Cat that was lamenting his plight.

Note to Creamy Center: Check your pants, I think it was you that shit his pants.

Steadfast as always well said! I was thinking the same thing. In the end I was smiling at the thought that the old hag got what sheb wanted.