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Golf Joke

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A man is golfing with his wife. On the first tee, she stands a little too far in front when he tees off. The guy smacks a really hard drive which smacks her in the head and she collapses.

Later at the hospital, the doctor says "I'm really sorry about your wife. We did everything we could, but she died of a massive head injury."

The husband starts sobbing into his hands.

The doctor continues, "I know the ball hit her in the head and killed her but it doesnt explain the ball we found rammed up her ass...do you know where that came from ?"

The husband looks up and his face brightens as he says "oh shit doc, that was just my Mulligan." :roll:
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