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NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?
She will probably agree as long as she can pick out the other guy. :lol:
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Flesh Thorn wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?
She will probably agree as long as she can pick out the other guy. :lol:
and if you're ok with that, don't tell anyone.
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Flesh Thorn wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?
She will probably agree as long as she can pick out the other guy. :lol:

Definitely a "slippery slope" scenario.
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RangerX wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?
Be careful what you ask for, who says she'll have it with you?
She may prefer another woman...
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NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?
That's not one you "talk" them into IMO. You need to be able to "see the field" if you know what I mean. :roll:
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Jim wrote:
RangerX wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?
Be careful what you ask for, who says she'll have it with you?
She may prefer another woman...
Or two other woman and leave you out...just sayin'
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I suggested it to her... she is pissed!
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NeverSayDie wrote:I suggested it to her... she is pissed!
even after you said she could pick the guy?
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KW Driver wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:I suggested it to her... she is pissed!
even after you said she could pick the guy?
Ranger KW Driver,

:lol:

she got pissed that I would ever want another woman. I tryed playing it off like I wanted to "share a girl with her"... she said I could have one when I get my Scroll :shock: , but now she's not awnsering any of my phone calls...
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I wonder if Mr. Dash knows I'm eating Mrs Dash every night..... :mrgreen:
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NeverSayDie wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:I suggested it to her... she is pissed!
even after you said she could pick the guy?
Ranger KW Driver,

:lol:

she got pissed that I would ever want another woman. I tryed playing it off like I wanted to "share a girl with her"... she said I could have one when I get my Scroll :shock: , but now she's not awnsering any of my phone calls...
When/IF you get your Ranger Scroll, you ain't gonna need her. You just make sure she realizes that, if she wants some RC, she's gonna have to wait in line at that point.

This is comparable to being in a shitty garage band and then becoming a member of Motley Crue. Fuck her. Tell her to screw.
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Lunch wrote:
cams wrote:...This is comparable to being in a shitty garage band and then becoming a member of Motley Crue. Fuck her. Tell her to screw.
Heard awhile back that this was exactly the story for the singer from the Black Crows and his high school sweetheart. As I heard it, she had broke up with him because he was some wannabe rock star loser. For whatever that's worth.
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Why is it that when I tell my (dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female) 1SG "If you hit me with your fucking Patrol Cap to emphisize that you don't like that I'm taking your Training NCO to task for being a lazy sack of dog shit one more time I'm going to feed it to you!" my CO (a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer) tells me I have to work to get along with her and accept her idiocincrisies?
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