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linuxheels wrote:It's not just you Ranger cams, I also have a little juicy gummy bear next to mine also. Not sure what that means but it sure is a cute little mofo
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Lunch wrote:
cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because you are from 2nd Batt.
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cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Yellow gummy bear? It looks more like a psychotic gold snowman.
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1) The little gummy bear is indicative of being "online"!

2)The problem with polishing a turd is that when you're finished, all you have is shiney shit!
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Slowpoke wrote:1) The little gummy bear is indicative of being "online"!

2)The problem with polishing a turd is that when you're finished, all you have is shiney shit!
No shit? Who'd of thought that. :?

Being that this is an Airborne Ranger site can't we change it to a jump door "green light" (on)- "red light" (off), instead of a fucking gummy bear?

Anybody....? (Cams walks away shaking his head in confusion. Gummy bears? You've gone too far Magoo.) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because they want to have a little gumatar. :lol:
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cams wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:1) The little gummy bear is indicative of being "online"!

2)The problem with polishing a turd is that when you're finished, all you have is shiney shit!
No shit? Who'd of thought that. :?

Being that this is an Airborne Ranger site can't we change it to a jump door "green light" (on)- "red light" (off), instead of a fucking gummy bear?

Anybody....? (Cams walks away shaking his head in confusion. Gummy bears? You've gone too far Magoo.) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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merlyn wrote:
cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because they want to have a little gumatar. :lol:
:? Ergh? Nevermind. I don't even know how to respond to that. The 60's were clearly very good to you.
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Cut myself shaving this morning. It looked like I was going for the jugular. Reason? Handle on the shaver broke. Checked the box, they are now Made in China. What the hell do they know about shaving?

I am changing my brand- I don't need the ChiComs as part of my morning routine.

As an aside, it reminded me of a guy in basic who on the first morning cut himself so bad the TI thought he was committing suicide. I laughed out loud- which was immediately followed by 25 push ups and some extra PT.
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cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|

Actually, it kinda looks like a yellow Weeble Wooble ( but won't fall down ) hanging out up there in the corner ??

But at least our Avatar's are back on the left side !!! 8)
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cams wrote:
merlyn wrote:
cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because they want to have a little gumatar. :lol:
:? Ergh? Nevermind. I don't even know how to respond to that. The 60's were clearly very good to you.
The 60s? What 60s? The last thing I remember was watching Jimi Hendrix play Purple Haze. 8)
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:The stars at night......
You out where there are no city lights yet?
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:The stars at night......
...are big and bright....
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Boudicca wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:The stars at night......
...are big and bright....
Deep in the heart of Saudi...

no wait... that's not right.

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Stars are bright there though.
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