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RANGER513 wrote:IMPROPER RECON:


Taking the longest, double-flushing, stinkiest, messiest crap of your entire life and looking over to see a small four inch by two inch piece of toilet paper left on the roll and no other toilet paper in the immediate A.O. !!!!! :shock:
Are you wearing socks?

'nuff said.
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johnerl91 wrote:How do you arrest a one armed man?

Handcuff his one wrist to a couple of zip-ties placed securely around his waist, search him, then and haul his ass off to the pokey. :roll:

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
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RangerX wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:IMPROPER RECON:


Taking the longest, double-flushing, stinkiest, messiest crap of your entire life and looking over to see a small four inch by two inch piece of toilet paper left on the roll and no other toilet paper in the immediate A.O. !!!!! :shock:
Are you wearing socks?

'nuff said.
Now there's a flashback to some extended PT sessions. I can only imagine how many run routes are just littered with shit covered socks.

513, you can always just use yer hand then wash it after (hopefully).
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So I watched another cop tell a man with no legs to get out of the car today. The argument was as follows....

"Get out of the car"

"I can't"

"Get out of the damn car"

"I can't"

"Why not"

"Cause I don't have any legs dumb ass"


That is all.
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IEDmagnet wrote:So I watched another cop tell a man with no legs to get out of the car today. The argument was as follows....

"Get out of the car"

"I can't"

"Get out of the damn car"

"I can't"

"Why not"

"Cause I don't have any legs dumb ass"


That is all.
Legless fucker got in the car somehow......
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Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??
If you want to be successful at anything, you'll need to develop a never quit attitude. Don't let life happen to you. Grab it by the throat and make life dance to your tune.
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C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??

All depends........is the one legged man fighting a man with NO legs ? Kinda like fighting NDog...... I'm betting on the one legged man to win both ! 8)
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Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??
Depends on if he is a half-assed fighter.
Or if he is holding a loaded firearm. :roll:
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Remember what the Army Combatives FM states in the first few lines.... the winner of the fight is the one whose friend shows up first with a gun.
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johnerl91 wrote:How do you arrest a one armed man?
You hit him with a flash light. Go do PT.
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.
C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??
Not if he's the Karate Kid. Daniel-san rules!
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GoldCoast wrote:
You hit him with a flash light. Go do PT.



Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.



Not if he's the Karate Kid. Daniel-san rules!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There goes my mild again.
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GoldCoast wrote:
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.
Roger Ranger Goldcoast.

In keeping with the thread...Girlfriends are dumb as fuck.
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