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The A/C at work broke. With my building having a tin roof and no shade on it, it is hotter inside than outside
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Cheer up. It could be hotter.
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BTDT, been wishing for some adrenaline here lately though.
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Who does slap-Obama always wear a girly-looking purple tie at important-formal speaking events ???? :shock:
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RANGER513 wrote:Who does slap-Obama always wear a girly-looking purple tie at important-formal speaking events ???? :shock:
Purple tie means that he hates................COPS! :lol:
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Flesh Thorn wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Who does slap-Obama always wear a girly-looking purple tie at important-formal speaking events ???? :shock:
Purple tie means that he hates................COPS! :lol:
:lol:

+1 for the Thorn.
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FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!



That is all.
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internet dating is soooo bizarre.....
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How long before the Zonk's post some more wierd stuff. :lol:
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How do you arrest a one armed man?
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I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
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Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
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Buzz wrote:How long before the Zonk's post some more wierd stuff. :lol:

Ranger Buzz,

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Strange so strange. :lol:
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IMPROPER RECON:


Taking the longest, double-flushing, stinkiest, messiest crap of your entire life and looking over to see a small four inch by two inch piece of toilet paper left on the roll and no other toilet paper in the immediate A.O. !!!!! :shock:
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