Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem ?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby ?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other ?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays ?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo ?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal ... along with a recipe.
Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word ?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale ???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...' Once upon a time... '
A southern fairytale begins, ... ' Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. '
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team ?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States !!!!!
