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Why is that every time I work with, see, or hear about female Soldiers I want to break their skulls with a brick?
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mmmmm.... cherios and ibuprophen are good for a hangover.
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RANGER513 wrote:Sometimes while I drive around at work, I like to find a 16 or 17 year old driving one of those " STUDENT DRIVER " cars and slow down, get behind them for awhile, pull up next to them, slow down again, get behind them again.......... just to see the knuckles on the steering wheel get whiter and whiter and thier eyes get bigger and bigger.

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Hahahahaha! That's just mean! Keep it up. :mrgreen:
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rgrpuck may not be able to spell worth a damn, but he sure is interesting to visit with in person. Thanks!
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It's kind of a challenge using the computer with two sprained arms. That will teach me to ride my bike like I'm a teenager, yup!
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Has anyone seen the roaches?
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somebody entertain me. only 22 hours left to work today.
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no, I've got to stay in shape to fly.

and I didn't "fall off a log", I was reorienting to conduct celestial navigation.
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Hmmmm....Lets see, was I suppose to take
a handful of happy pills or a handful of ammo?
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We are typing in English today............


Because of our brave Warriors who answered the call on June 6, 1944.

THANK YOU D-Day Vets.



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Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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I figured out why my cats are such lousy dancers. They have two left feet.
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K.Ingraham wrote:I figured out why my cats are such lousy dancers. They have two left feet.
That thought made me paws for a second.
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When a coworker walks into your office asking "What the fuck do you want?" is apparently inappropriate
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