Random thought of the moment.

[RANGER513]

Damn Ranger- you doin' okay?

I'm good. Just wondering why kids have to do 100+ M.P.H. and not wear thier seatbelts, thats all.

We never did find her left ear.

[Boudicca]

Damn Ranger- you doin' okay?

I'm good. Just wondering why kids have to do 100+ M.P.H. and not wear thier seatbelts, thats all.

We never did find her left ear.

I imagine you were doing some pretty dangerous and risky things at 19 too.

If it makes you feel any better I'm a stickler for seat belts. Nobody's scraping me off a tree, no sir-ree, it's going
to have to be from my pleather seats.

[colt1rgr]

Picking up pieces of a 19 year old girl's body ejected from a vehicle is not fun.










Why do kids think seatbelts are not cool ?

Damn. And back before I went to school I thought being a THI would be cool. It's why God gave cops bourbon.

Back to thread.....

If it's okay to cross the border illegally, why do you catch so much shit when you fly in from the Box and can't find your passport?

[Boudicca]

If a deaf person reads lips and they talk to someone with really snaggled teeth, can they concentrate hard enough to read their lips, or do they think: "damn, those are some fucked up teeth" and miss the whole conversation?

[KW Driver]

the weather is severe clear, light winds and will be up to 70 today. what am I doing? sitting in my office for 25 hrs, hoping I don't get a call to go put in some work.

[289sotherhalf]

Monday sucks, glad it's my day off, .

[Warriorwife]

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

[rgrwest]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no normal human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[Chiron]

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Yeah why? I always look up to see what's incoming.....

[RANGER513]

Why is it whenever I stop people for speeding ( which is usually more than 15 over ) and I tell then how fast I got them on laser, they immediately look down at thier speedometer ???????




ITS ON ZERO !!!!! YOU ARE CURRENTLY NOT MOVING !!!!!