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I'm too damned tired to be at work 25 hrs on a Sunday.... least I'm flying and sleeping tonight. :roll:

and the weather's finally nice too...
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I do not know why I dreamed I was going to kill two teenage posers with a spork.
I do not know why the "Rock" was in the same dream - in a Navy uniform - coming out of a western-wear store.
I do not know why people are intentionally trying to stress me out or piss me off today.
I'm feeling unusually aggressive today, and I woke up happy??!!
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Boudicca wrote:I do not know why I dreamed I was going to kill two teenage posers with a spork.
I do not know why the "Rock" was in the same dream - in a Navy uniform - coming out of a western-wear store.
I do not know why people are intentionally trying to stress me out or piss me off today.
I'm feeling unusually aggressive today, and I woke up happy??!!

Did you eat dairy right before you went to bed?
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RangerX wrote:Did you eat dairy right before you went to bed?
Corn nuts and twinkies. :mrgreen:
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Boudicca wrote:
RangerX wrote:Did you eat dairy right before you went to bed?
Corn nuts and twinkies. :mrgreen:
Bet you didn't shit right the next day :lol: :lol: :lol:
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O.K., thats THE last time I say " I'm pretty good at electrical work. " :shock:
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RANGER513 wrote:O.K., thats THE last time I say " I'm pretty good at electrical work. " :shock:

:shock:
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RANGER513 wrote:O.K., thats THE last time I say " I'm pretty good at electrical work. " :shock:
:lol: As long as nobody got *really* hurt, and the house is still standing, I think you can continue to claim the "pretty good at electrical work" status. :wink:


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K.Ingraham wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:O.K., thats THE last time I say " I'm pretty good at electrical work. " :shock:

:shock:
Your local professional firefighters thank you for the job security.
:D just wait till my shift change so i grab some easy OT.
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Once again the women in the office have given me more reason to stay working with the men in construction.
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elle wrote:Once again the women in the office have given me more reason to stay working with the men in construction.
Hooter envy? :lol:
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panthersix wrote:
elle wrote:Once again the women in the office have given me more reason to stay working with the men in construction.
Hooter envy? :lol:
HA! If only it were that simple. :D

Nope, the office is a highly charged estrogen pit of specialness. Being out of the office and on site is a more productive place to be.
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RANGER513 wrote:O.K., thats THE last time I say " I'm pretty good at electrical work. " :shock:
What a shocking statement. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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