A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)

[panthersix]

It's a stimulus for hand soap sales :)

[K.Ingraham]

O'K., they were doing this long before the Obamanistas took power. Just new a new ploy you can blame the capilalists for, not the Man.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Dear Norm,

Thanks for contacting us about COTTONELLE® toilet paper. We are sorry that you were disappointed with the recent changes and appreciate the opportunity to respond.

During 2007, we reduced the size of our COTTONELLE® toilet paper slightly to align our roll height with other premium tissue products on the market. This roll reduction results in less fiber usage and the ability to fit more cases into a truck, thereby requiring less fuel usage for transport. Kimberly-Clark is committed to pursuing environmental sustainability solutions that meet public expectations and benefit the environment.

Your opinion is important to us, and you can be confident that we will share your comments with our bathroom tissue team.

Because we value you as a customer, we hope that you will continue to use COTTONELLE toilet paper. With that in mind, we are sending you some cost-saving coupons through the mail. Thanks again for taking the time to contact us.


Kristin
Consumer Services
Kimberly-Clark Corp.

So this excuse indicates they can stuff more shit-paper in a truck and save fuel. And they save on fiber use! (no shit)

The interior of a trailer is usually 110” I think (huh Slowpoke?) My math says the reduction of height would allow a stack of two rolls higher.

She failed to acknowledge the fact that the price remained the same regardless of product reduction.

They are full of shit.

[rgrwest]

What a shitty response. I don't give a shit what they think. Again, I could do this all day!

[Ranger Ron]

Sears catalog doesn't roll!!

[rgrpuck]

I cant belive we are evem talking about this shitty subject

[Rock Island Ranger]

I cant belive we are evem talking about this shitty subject

I kant evem belive it eether. Bro, while my spelling leaves a lot to be desired, your's makes me seem like a English Professor. (Oh sorry bud...here) Bro, wile my spelin leeves a lot to bee deezired, yurs makes mee seem lik a Kolege Perfesser.

[panthersix]

Cats are the most environmentally friendly toilet paper, after you're done, they lick themselves clean again!

[panthersix]

Cats are the most environmentally friendly toilet paper, after you're done, they lick themselves clean again!

Add a dog and they will simply eat the cat shit.....

Your a sick puppy!

[Jenny Lynn]

I was feeling crappy today and then I came upon the off the roller, out the door humor and I felt better, I love the sense of humor and passion found here..... I feel like I'm back home with my bit off center family.
It's also nice to know why the tp wouldn't stay on the holder thanks to Ranger Zonk 1/75's research:) Jenny

[Bravo57]

I cant belive we are evem talking about this shitty subject

I kant evem belive it eether. Bro, while my spelling leaves a lot to be desired, your's makes me seem like a English Professor. (Oh sorry bud...here) Bro, wile my spelin leeves a lot to bee deezired, yurs makes mee seem lik a Kolege Perfesser.

[K.Ingraham]

[we are sending you some cost-saving coupons through the mail. .

So, they're making up the shortfall on the toilet paper roll by offering you some stiffer paper

[Jim]

Norm, you have too much time on your hands (and shit on your fingers). Go wash your hands and do something productive.