Tiger Joke Thread

[Jim]

You knew this was going to happen:

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger's wife now has her own endorsement with her club of choice - PING!

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

Word is Tiger has now officially changed his name to Cheetah.

[Disinfertention]

Damn. Way to kill a thread Jim. Should have posted rules I guess.

[Bugsy]

The Official Tiger Woods Apology

[TheREMF]

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both have been clubbed by Scandinavians

[elle]

New Nike Slogan:

Just Did It

[another damn texan]

You know the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.