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It's gotta be a male thing......

Wifey made us put up and decorate the Christmas tree today. At one point, I noticed that she was hanging all the ornaments and my sons and I were just scratching our balls. I believe there is an ingredient in glass ornaments, or perhaps a special type of radiation that christmas lights give off which causes testicles to itch. Just a theory, but I think I'm onto something.....

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BS502 wrote:If there's a 50/50 chance you'll get something right, there's a 99% chance you'll screw it up.
Feels more like 100% to me! :D
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My buddy, Bear, went on a walkabout in the woods and ran smack dab into a bear. For a reason I cannot explain, I find this really funny.

Maybe it is just Monday. :D :D
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Flex cuffs and pop rocks and ice chips ....

Oooooohhhhhh how I could take this and run........................ 8)
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Here we go again..................
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Thanksgiving eatting has strained my relationship with my scale. There was glaring and some cursing. :evil:

It won't win, you know. The evil scale that said I gained weight will eat its words. Bwahahaha!!!!!
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We each are only given that which we can handle, when he brings us to it, he brings us through it.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:We each are only given that which we can handle, when he brings us to it, he brings us through it.

*thumbs up*
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DrD wrote:Thanksgiving eatting has strained my relationship with my scale. There was glaring and some cursing. :evil:

It won't win, you know. The evil scale that said I gained weight will eat its words. Bwahahaha!!!!!
So you can still see the scale? :shock:
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panthersix wrote:
DrD wrote:Thanksgiving eatting has strained my relationship with my scale. There was glaring and some cursing. :evil:

It won't win, you know. The evil scale that said I gained weight will eat its words. Bwahahaha!!!!!
So you can still see the scale? :shock:
Useless without pics.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
panthersix wrote:
DrD wrote:Thanksgiving eatting has strained my relationship with my scale. There was glaring and some cursing. :evil:

It won't win, you know. The evil scale that said I gained weight will eat its words. Bwahahaha!!!!!
So you can still see the scale? :shock:
Useless without pics.
Yes... I can still see the scale, Ranger Panthersix!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hhhmmm... pics of me glaring and cursing at the scale. I bet that would be pretty funny.... good for the humor thread, Rock Island Ranger!! Not sure if I can recreate my indignation though. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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