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[DrD]

Ranger Rgrwest...

Turnabout is always fair and definitely fun. I am sure all the ladies on this board would concure.

[DrD]

Wow....zero to the gutter in 2 posts. I love this place.

Naw... we stayed on the grid. :D All fun. No harm no foul, no disrespect. And, I say that with a willingness to show Ranger Shark my posts and confirm that he has not been disrespected in any way. :D

[rgrwest]

Wow....zero to the gutter in 2 posts. I love this place.

And even so ... I suspect that is NOT the record!

DrD, nope, not pretending we're not into *that* ... some things are just better when unexpected.

Ranger rgrwest, not a chance with that avatar! Just not inspirational.

Try some black socks, buck teeth, and BC glasses ...

So ... anybody ... what's all over this ditch, that I can't seem to git out of it??? On second thought ... maybe I do NOT want to know that!

Gee ... smut, innuendo, and perversion sure make the day go by quickly!

Have seen pictures of me?????????

[RangerX]

Have seen pictures of me?????????

I think the ladies are referring to the Pastor's avatar.

As an FYI ladies, the Pastor has been known to put hot sauce on raw seafood.......

[rgrwest]

Have seen pictures of me?????????

I think the ladies are referring to the Pastor's avatar.

As an FYI ladies, the Pastor has been known to put hot sauce on raw seafood.......

No she was talking spittin' image...uncanny!

[rgrwest]

Have seen pictures of me?????????

And if I said no?! :D

See message above this one.

[Rock Island Ranger]

I swear.....all of you (Pastor sweeps his arm across the entire group) need to go to church this Sunday for about 3 hours.

And Pastor's just gonna have to try a little harder before he gets his head up MY skirt.

My dear, thou speaketh of THE PASTOR! Closeth thine eyes fair maiden and heareth my words. Thine skirt is but cloth, a garmet that covereth thine thighs and honey. It, like thine resolve would perish beneath the smile of thine Pastor. Thine knee's would tremble and the wanting would overcometh thee as thou beggeth me to partake of thine honey which would flow like water. But, my child....another day as my missions are many. Keepeth thine honey for I shall return.......

[Rock Island Ranger]

I swear.....all of you (Pastor sweeps his arm across the entire group) need to go to church this Sunday for about 3 hours.

And Pastor's just gonna have to try a little harder before he gets his head up MY skirt.

My dear, thou speaketh of THE PASTOR! Closeth thine eyes fair maiden and heareth my words. Thine skirt is but cloth, a garmet that covereth thine thighs and honey. It, like thine resolve would perish beneath the smile of thine Pastor. Thine knee's would tremble and the wanting would overcometh thee as thou beggeth me to partake of thine honey which would flow like water. But, my child....another day as my missions are many. Keepeth thine honey for I shall return.......

Wowie!!! I do believe that you just blew my socks AND my skirt off with that ... *swoon* ....

Its an art........

[Ranger Ron]

I swear.....all of you (Pastor sweeps his arm across the entire group) need to go to church this Sunday for about 3 hours.

And Pastor's just gonna have to try a little harder before he gets his head up MY skirt.

My dear, thou speaketh of THE PASTOR! Closeth thine eyes fair maiden and heareth my words. Thine skirt is but cloth, a garmet that covereth thine thighs and honey. It, like thine resolve would perish beneath the smile of thine Pastor. Thine knee's would tremble and the wanting would overcometh thee as thou beggeth me to partake of thine honey which would flow like water. But, my child....another day as my missions are many. Keepeth thine honey for I shall return.......

Wowie!!! I do believe that you just blew my socks AND my skirt off with that ... *swoon* ....

This thread is worthless without pics!

[Rock Island Ranger]

This thread is worthless without pics!

Eh-hem......a camera is such a cumbersome item when there are no pockets to put it in.........

[RangerX]

This thread is worthless without pics!

Eh-hem......a camera is such a cumbersome item when there are no pockets to put it in.........

That's what the second girl is for....sometimes.

[Ranger Ron]

This thread is worthless without pics!

Eh-hem......a camera is such a cumbersome item when there are no pockets to put it in.........

That's what the second girl is for....sometimes.

Yeah, that'd be better than a tripod wouldn't it?

[Flesh Thorn]

Correct. Amazing little critters these. They excrete a lot of juice and produce flavor for hours at a time. Sometimes when you are licking the flavor off of them you can hear a slight whimper or moan. It swells ups the longer you lick them. Has to be one of my favorite foods.

...for crying out loud ! Reading this ranks up there with the realization that Great Grandma probably was not a virgin. Aggghhhh.....someone please poke my eyes out.