I can be President too!

[rgrokelley]

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[Jim]

I never had the desire to be President.

Actually, I was born in Pennsylvania, and one day, I was out in my car driving along in Lancaster county when I came upon a man and his pregnant wife. They were in a horse and buggy. I stopped and asked if I could help.
"No," said the man. "My name is Joseph and this is my wife Mary. We are on our way to Bethlehem."
Needless to say, as it was a few days before Christmas, I became concerned. So I asked if his wife was due to give birth. He responded that she was due very soon.
So I'm thinking to myself, Joseph and Mary going to Bethlehem. Wow!
I ask, are you going to name your son "Jesus?"
"Of course not, we're Amish, Not Puerto Rican."