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Today's Bad Guy wrote:But officer, its not mine. I am holding it for a friend........
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
monsterhunter wrote:Another time some jackass flagged me down to tell me he payed the guy next to him $20.00 for some crack. The guy took the money, but didn't give him any crack.
haha! That's awesome! A throat-punch for each of them...
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
I just had an awesome idea! Strippers delivering pizza! They could bring one of those spring loaded poles that extends from floor to ceiling.
Hell yeah, I'd pay an extra $5 for a stripper to deliver the pizza. I'd have to eat the pizza at the dining room table instead of my usual spot in front of the TV, so I could see her. She'd have to set up the pole in the foyer...
...tile makes for easy mess clean-ups. That's a good spot, though. I could swap out the two recessed light bulbs in the foyer with colored bulbs to liven thing up a bit.
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
ANGRYCivilian wrote:I just had an awesome idea! Strippers delivering pizza! They could bring one of those spring loaded poles that extends from floor to ceiling.
Hell yeah, I'd pay an extra $5 for a stripper to deliver the pizza. I'd have to eat the pizza at the dining room table instead of my usual spot in front of the TV, so I could see her. She'd have to set up the pole in the foyer...
...tile makes for easy mess clean-ups. That's a good spot, though. I could swap out the two recessed light bulbs in the foyer with colored bulbs to liven thing up a bit.
You are a very smart man.
B Co. FIST 3/75 Rgr Rgt.
1991-2000
RS 9-92
Task Force Ranger 1993
For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.
I'm starting to wonder am I the only person who gives a friendly wave when someone let's me into their lane during busy traffic??
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
The world is such a beautiful place, full of life and love, good drink and good times.... no.... wait.... nope, now that I'm out of the bar the world still fucking sucks!
Attack CO 2/75 01/94-12/98
Ranger Class 08-95
I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
Jenny Lynn wrote:I'm starting to wonder am I the only person who gives a friendly wave when someone let's me into their lane during busy traffic??
you're welcome. if you drove the gold minivan, and had ankle biters in back today. I think I got a wave, hard to see through the tint.
Ranger KW Driver,
LOL, no I was the one in the accountant sedan, with the sunroof open blasting my music as loud as I can.
Oh and I'm sure the gold minivan driver was thankful, that she was able to get the ankle biters home quicker thanks to you . Jenny
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero