Probably an old one

[Montgomery Burns]

I am sure a lot of you Rangers have heard this joke before. But the marine recruits thought it was hilarious at the MEP’s office.

A marine recon platoon was on patrol when the lt. noticed a lone Special Forces soldier standing on a hilltop in their area. The lt. told two of his men to go take out that man.
They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The two marines followed. For the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hilltop. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.
The lt., pissed, called for a squad to go get that sf soldier. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine squad followed. For the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hilltop. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.
The lt. was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the sf soldier. Determined that the recon was far superior to the one sf soldier they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine's followed.
For many minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued. Finally there was one lone marine crawling back to the lt., all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His bdu's were torn; cuts were all over his body. The lt. asked for a sit.rep.
The lone marine, bloody and beaten replied in a forceful and fearful voice "Sir, run, its a trick. There are TWO of them!!"
-Military.com

[Steadfast]

Yes an old one. But no need to use the search button, that would be too hard.

Since the correct story is about U.S. Army Ranger's!

http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=1568

[Bell]

cjburns, you have started out so wrong on my board. I'm gritting my teeth here.

Stop posting. I mean this. Everytime you post something you step all over yourself. You wanna go into the Army? Start acting like it. Clean yourself up and present something respectable. What I've seen so far sucks.

I don't wanna see one more post from you for at least 3 days. Read the boards. Learn how to use the search button. If you don't pay attention, I will have you put on probation. Keep fucking up and I'll have you banned. I'm tired of ya. No more talk. Fix yourself.

DEPer's! Front and center! POST! Take care of this piece of shit. Clean him up and straighten him out. I'm real real tired of him.

RLTW
Bell