It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.
Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, says she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her. Morris eventually grabbed the man's boxer shorts and pulled.
Salt Lake City police say she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.
The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.
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'Wedgie' makes car burglar come up short
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'Wedgie' makes car burglar come up short
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Re: 'Wedgie' makes car burglar come up short
She was on Fox and Friends this morning.
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
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I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
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Re: 'Wedgie' makes car burglar come up short
That's what we call, "closest weapon, closest target".
Bet he won't have 6 inches of boxers hanging out of his pants the next time he goes to steal a car...
Bet he won't have 6 inches of boxers hanging out of his pants the next time he goes to steal a car...
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