Ever been in the Dog House?

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Ever been in the Dog House?

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JLTW!!! wrote:OHHHHH SNAP!!!! So THATS what happened when I got my ex the blow dryer she was wanting...for Valentines Day! :lol:

WHAT!?!?!?!?! It was practical and she wanted the damn thing!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow! this brought back memories, my ex husband did buy me a vaccuum and only a vaccuum for my birthday one year.
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There is a very simple way to avoid the dog house.... give her the choice, nothing or a swift kick in the ass.

The nice thing is that either works for all holidays!
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Black 6 wrote:There is a very simple way to avoid the dog house.... give her the choice, nothing or a swift kick in the ass.

The nice thing is that either works for all holidays!

:shock:
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:lol:
Reminds me of the year I gave my wife a salad shooter that I'd won at the FRG Christmas raffle. Sure was cold that year. Was a damn nice salad shooter though
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After being married 30 years, I have in and out of the dog house more times than most people have taken a shower. And finally one day I said, Im not doing this shit anymore. Im not buying you a gift for anything. Not birthday, not Christmas, not EVER. You want something, go get it. Took about 3 years of no sex and she finally got the hang of it.
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Ever been in the Dog House?

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The dog house looks likes it sucks! I'm glad I don't have to worry about that bat dung...
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