Random thought of the moment.

[Jenny Lynn]

It just dawned on me, that by this time next week we should know who our next president will be.

And daylight savings time is Sunday so I should be awake (coherent) enough to find the voting booth BEFORE I go to work on Tuesday.

And hey! Jenny! What exactly is a "frog" and what would be the next step up from a "frog"? Anyone?

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Hi Boudicca, Above I have cut and pasted link to Board FAQ thread that discusses the ranks that appear under a UserName, for any ArmyRanger.com user not falling into one of the categories specifically mentioned in the thread above that user receives a system generated rank.

Please do not quote me (I'm getting old and I have my blonde moments too) but if memory serves me correct those ranks are as follows:
1st rank is an egg
2nd is an embryo
3rd is a tadpole
4th and final one is frog,

so the final step is a frog, ribbit ribbit. Jenny

The final step is to achieve sisterhood in the DSOTYR

Warriorwife, Thank you Divine Sister of The Yellow Ribbon, I did fail to miss that important 5th step in my post; I'm knocking out 100 pushups for the error of my ways. Jenny

[Warriorwife]

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Hi Boudicca, Above I have cut and pasted link to Board FAQ thread that discusses the ranks that appear under a UserName, for any ArmyRanger.com user not falling into one of the categories specifically mentioned in the thread above that user receives a system generated rank.

Please do not quote me (I'm getting old and I have my blonde moments too) but if memory serves me correct those ranks are as follows:
1st rank is an egg
2nd is an embryo
3rd is a tadpole
4th and final one is frog,

so the final step is a frog, ribbit ribbit. Jenny

The final step is to achieve sisterhood in the DSOTYR

Warriorwife, Thank you Divine Sister of The Yellow Ribbon, I did fail to miss that important 5th step in my post; I'm knocking out 100 pushups for the error of my ways. Jenny

Make it 100 x's 2
That's Yellow River, Jenny!

[Rock Island Ranger]

Boudicca said

Have you ever noticed when men get old they lose their ass? They kinda look like toad frogs standing up.

Yea....I noticed. You got a point? You ever noticed that when women get old their asses get about two axe handles wide and look like they have been mashed flat and injected with a combination of Jelly and Cottage Cheese?

Jenny wrote

Thank you Divine Sister of The Yellow Ribbon,

THOU SPEAKETH BLASPHEMOMY unclean wench! Know thee not thou heritage???? RIBBON? Thou hath angered thine Pastor lowly vermin! For thou speaketh of things thou knoweth nothing of.

Thou shalt research and discover thine ways or thine Pastor will causeth great trevail to fall upon thee. Learneth thou, what Yellow River meaneth and come thee back and tell me, wench for every Ranger who attendeth the suck knoweth of this place. Thou shalt have 24 hours to reseach and report thee thine findings or thout will incurreth great consternation at mine hand.

And Sisters, thou shalt not assisteth thine hand maiden for she speaketh only to ME!

[Bravo57]

She said Ribbon

[Boudicca]

Boudicca said

Have you ever noticed when men get old they lose their ass? They kinda look like toad frogs standing up.

Yea....I noticed. You got a point? You ever noticed that when women get old their asses get about two axe handles wide and look like they have been mashed flat and injected with a combination of Jelly and Cottage Cheese?

Oh? So then you haven't noticed that when women get old, they look like they're smuggling lemons in sweatsocks?

[Warriorwife]

Oh? So then you haven't noticed that when women get old, they look like they're smuggling lemons in sweatsocks?

Around here it's more like grapefruits in sweatsocks.

[RangerBob275]

Scientists think that over 75% of the universe is made of dark matter and energy. Dark matter cannot be directly observed. So you we are missing 75% of what is here.

If you read this, you might cause your brain to explode.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter

[Kilted Heathen]

What fucking Yellow Ribbon????

[RangerBob275]

Kilted one: My avatar is better than yours, but that is inconsequential to post counts.

[Baseplate]

If you google google does the internet explode?

[Jenny Lynn]

Boudicca said

Have you ever noticed when men get old they lose their ass? They kinda look like toad frogs standing up.

Yea....I noticed. You got a point? You ever noticed that when women get old their asses get about two axe handles wide and look like they have been mashed flat and injected with a combination of Jelly and Cottage Cheese?

Jenny wrote

Thank you Divine Sister of The Yellow Ribbon,

THOU SPEAKETH BLASPHEMOMY unclean wench! Know thee not thou heritage???? RIBBON? Thou hath angered thine Pastor lowly vermin! For thou speaketh of things thou knoweth nothing of.

Thou shalt research and discover thine ways or thine Pastor will causeth great trevail to fall upon thee. Learneth thou, what Yellow River meaneth and come thee back and tell me, wench for every Ranger who attendeth the suck knoweth of this place. Thou shalt have 24 hours to reseach and report thee thine findings or thout will incurreth great consternation at mine hand.

And Sisters, thou shalt not assisteth thine hand maiden for she speaketh only to ME!

To the almighty Reverend Pastor, I your humble servant is thoroughly remorse in the lapse in correct recital spoken today.
I ask forgiveness of you for my misquoting the meaning of DSOTYR, which I know stands for Divine Sister of the Yellow River.
I will be honest here and say I’m not 100% sure but I believe the reference to the Yellow River is symbolic to the swamp training along the Yellow River bordering Elgin Air Force Base in the Florida panhandle during the Ranger School Swamp Phase; this training and successful completion is just one of many accomplishments a soldier must meet in order to earn their Ranger Tab.
It was a momentary lapse in reasoning that will never happen again. I have written 100 times Divine Sister of the Yellow River so as not to make this grievous mistake ever again.
I have already increased said pushups to 1000 for I alone am responsible for this my most grievous sin. I am deeply ashamed that my recollection of “DSOTYRâ€

[Jenny Lynn]

What fucking Yellow Ribbon????

Ranger Kilted Heathen,
I also ask forgiveness of you mighty Ranger and Sister Warriorwife for my misquoting the meaning of DSOTYR, which I know stands for Divine Sister of the Yellow River and again promise to never make this grievous error ever again.
Would you like mustard or mayo on your sammich Sir?
Your humble and deeply ashamed servant, Jenny

[42L5V]

One hundred pages. Damn that's a lot of bovine scatology floating in the air...

[cams]

What fucking Yellow Ribbon????

Ranger Kilted Heathen,
I also ask forgiveness of you mighty Ranger and Sister Warriorwife for my misquoting the meaning of DSOTYR, which I know stands for Divine Sister of the Yellow River and again promise to never make this grievous error ever again.
Would you like mustard or mayo on your sammich Sir?
Your humble and deeply ashamed servant, Jenny

Call me crazy but that just gave me wood.

[ANGRYCivilian]

I got out of work early tonight at 2052hrs! Woofuckinwho! I guess I'll only work 70hrs this week...