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Boudicca wrote:Is Ted Kennedy dead yet?
Life aint that reasonable.
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

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"By the prickling of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes."
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Why are accessories for the new Wrangler so damn expensive?
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I want a Jeep.
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Post by 42L5V »

I watch "The Biggest Loser" on TV because I like seeing the fucking whales turn into smokin' hot, confident chicks. Damn - why don't more women diet and exercise? I'm sure they get their share of cock with men who are hoggin', wouldn't they rather be a starving hottie than a 2 am fat fuck?
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42L5V wrote:I watch "The Biggest Loser" on TV because I like seeing the fucking whales turn into smokin' hot, confident chicks. Damn - why don't more women diet and exercise? I'm sure they get their share of cock with men who are hoggin', wouldn't they rather be a starving hottie than a 2 am fat fuck?
one of my Troop commander's cousin is a chick on the show. said he didn't recognize her when he went home on leave and heard about it. she wouldn't say who won.
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.


200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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42L5V wrote:I watch "The Biggest Loser" on TV because I like seeing the fucking whales turn into smokin' hot, confident chicks. Damn - why don't more women diet and exercise? I'm sure they get their share of cock with men who are hoggin', wouldn't they rather be a starving hottie than a 2 am fat fuck?
:D :D :D
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Post by elle »

Winning is spectacular!
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1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)

The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack... :twisted:
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Democrats...Brave enough to kill our unborn babies. Only not brave enough to kill our enemies
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!

"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields

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Post by JustErin »

Ever feel this way?

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Funny thing is... the boss gave this project an A!
I just saw something cool in my head...

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I carry a gun because carrying a cop is too heavy.
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"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."

"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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" Courage is being scared to death............

but saddling up anyways. "


- John Wayne
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RLTW



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