A Scottish soldier in full dress......

Jenny Lynn · Post by **Jenny Lynn** » July 27th, 2008, 10:52 am

A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the druggist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up.
'How much to repair it?' the Scot asks the pharmacist.
'Six pence,' says the pharmacist.
'How much for a new one?'
'Ten pence.'
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy. A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout. The Scot walks into the pharmacy again, and back to the pharmacist.
'The regiment has taken a vote,' the Scot says. 'We'll have a new one.'

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » July 27th, 2008, 10:56 am

You know what they say about the Scots, short arms and deep pockets

FOG · Post by **FOG** » August 4th, 2008, 4:39 pm

I was gonna tell this same joke.....but was afraid of what Kilted Heathen would do to me!

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 4th, 2008, 4:42 pm

He would probably just sit back and remember the good times cause he was probably there.....

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » August 5th, 2008, 8:31 am

FOG wrote:I was gonna tell this same joke.....but was afraid of what Kilted Heathen would do to me!

Yeah, he is probably pissed because he voted to use the old one!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » August 8th, 2008, 8:55 am

RangerRon wrote:
FOG wrote:I was gonna tell this same joke.....but was afraid of what Kilted Heathen would do to me!
Yeah, he is probably pissed because he voted to use the old one!

I voted for the same fucking hooker too!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 8th, 2008, 6:40 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:
RangerRon wrote:
FOG wrote:I was gonna tell this same joke.....but was afraid of what Kilted Heathen would do to me!
Yeah, he is probably pissed because he voted to use the old one!
I voted for the same fucking hooker too!

Uh...Huh!