FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » April 19th, 2008, 2:43 am

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

If nothing is there, he is required to take a job in India answering help desk phones in broken english to give Americans computer technical advice.

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » April 19th, 2008, 5:09 am

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » April 21st, 2008, 3:14 am

AntonA2W · Post by **AntonA2W** » April 22nd, 2008, 6:30 am

Wow, thats funny. There's a TON of dotheads in my town and thats just one more thing for me to giggle about.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » April 24th, 2008, 8:17 am

I just call 'em "push starts" as opposed to the one's in America. The're "pull starts".