FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....

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Bugsy
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FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....

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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

If nothing is there, he is required to take a job in India answering help desk phones in broken english to give Americans computer technical advice.
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Post by AntonA2W »

Wow, thats funny. There's a TON of dotheads in my town and thats just one more thing for me to giggle about.
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I just call 'em "push starts" as opposed to the one's in America. The're "pull starts".
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