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I feel that I must weigh in here…
I myself protrude into the seats on both sides (when I am in the middle) and get hit with the fucking carts when in the isle seat. This is the plight of the man that has the 54inch chest. My ass barely fits in those damn seats, literally. Sure I am over weight, but that just extends to the front like a shelter half for my pecker, not to the sides. I think those seats were designed to cause discomfort and discontent for at least half the passengers that sit in them. But as a country, we are getting bigger, and some are leading the way in our evolution to becoming aquatic mammals.
You should have fluffed one of her tits up and used it as a pillow….. that is if she was at least clean (which by the description you gave, I am guessing she couldn’t reach her own ass to wipe).
I myself protrude into the seats on both sides (when I am in the middle) and get hit with the fucking carts when in the isle seat. This is the plight of the man that has the 54inch chest. My ass barely fits in those damn seats, literally. Sure I am over weight, but that just extends to the front like a shelter half for my pecker, not to the sides. I think those seats were designed to cause discomfort and discontent for at least half the passengers that sit in them. But as a country, we are getting bigger, and some are leading the way in our evolution to becoming aquatic mammals.
You should have fluffed one of her tits up and used it as a pillow….. that is if she was at least clean (which by the description you gave, I am guessing she couldn’t reach her own ass to wipe).
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You should have fluffed one of her tits up and used it as a pillow….. that is if she was at least clean (which by the description you gave, I am guessing she couldn’t reach her own ass to wipe).[/quote]
Thanks for burning this image in my brain
Thanks for burning this image in my brain
RLTW
"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
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"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
B Co. 2/75 84-86 RS 1-86
Ya, like that is going to keep you up at night.... you probably rubbed one out to the mental picture already.roadtheshortbus wrote:Thanks for burning this image in my brain
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Am I that easy to read ? Yeah, a few beers in a dark bar......Black 6 wrote:Ya, like that is going to keep you up at night.... you probably rubbed one out to the mental picture already.roadtheshortbus wrote:Thanks for burning this image in my brain
I'd HIT IT
RLTW
"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
B Co. 2/75 84-86 RS 1-86
"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
B Co. 2/75 84-86 RS 1-86
Damn RTSB - Are you still like 6'0" and 160 lbs? I'd hate to think of you knocking out a heavy piece because you'd get sucked right into it.... but then, I'm not one for talking about it since I've got no body fat to speak of now either... I fit very comfortably into an airline seat with plenty of room to spare...roadtheshortbus wrote:Am I that easy to read ? Yeah, a few beers in a dark bar......
I'd HIT IT
*Insert short joke hereSpartan wrote:... I fit very comfortably into an airline seat * with plenty of room to spare...
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Naw..6'0" and 233 lbs down from 253 lbs workin towards 205 lbs.Spartan wrote:Damn RTSB - Are you still like 6'0" and 160 lbs? I'd hate to think of you knocking out a heavy piece because you'd get sucked right into it.... but then, I'm not one for talking about it since I've got no body fat to speak of now either... I fit very comfortably into an airline seat with plenty of room to spare...roadtheshortbus wrote:Am I that easy to read ? Yeah, a few beers in a dark bar......
I'd HIT IT
I can throw a 250 lb+ woman around...but 300 lbs+ I have to be on top
A fat chick in a flowered moo-moo gets me HOT
RLTW
"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
B Co. 2/75 84-86 RS 1-86
"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
B Co. 2/75 84-86 RS 1-86
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It started as a semi humorous thread which did promote a few chuckles but damn.. I was ROFLMAO by the end.
Oh and BACK OFF THE SPARTAN!
Oh and BACK OFF THE SPARTAN!
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French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton