I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
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RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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Won't work brother. Your looking in the worng place. Sure all those will make a person fat and stupid and possibily have a nasty reaction due to the alcohol and the prozac.
The secret of finding happiness?
Happiness can be found at the bottom of a pint of Guinness served by a beautiful woman in naughty lingerie.
Won't work brother. Your looking in the worng place. Sure all those will make a person fat and stupid and possibily have a nasty reaction due to the alcohol and the prozac.
The secret of finding happiness?
Happiness can be found at the bottom of a pint of Guinness served by a beautiful woman in naughty lingerie.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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Agree!Darksaga wrote:Happiness can be found at the bottom of a pint of Guinness served by a beautiful woman in naughty lingerie.
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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So, when do you begin hosting your own TV show? I'd watch and request tickets to be a guest! :D :DDarksaga wrote: Happiness can be found at the bottom of a pint of Guinness served by a beautiful woman in naughty lingerie.
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