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I hate my work computer. MS Word alwyas lock up if you try to cut and paste anything.
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Darksaga wrote:I hate my work computer. MS Word alwyas lock up if you try to cut and paste anything.

We could call this "What a Ranger would never say".
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Darksaga wrote:I hate my work computer. MS Word always locks up if you try to cut and paste anything.

We could call this "What a Ranger would never say".
:lol:

Hate to tell you but the Army has advanced beyond writing briefs on clay tablets.

:shock:
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Post by Jim »

Darksaga wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Darksaga wrote:I hate my work computer. MS Word always locks up if you try to cut and paste anything.

We could call this "What a Ranger would never say".
:lol:

Hate to tell you but the Army has advanced beyond writing briefs on clay tablets.

:shock:
We moved past clay tablets?
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Post by Chiron »

Jim wrote:
Darksaga wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
We could call this "What a Ranger would never say".
:lol:

Hate to tell you but the Army has advanced beyond writing briefs on clay tablets.

:shock:
We moved past clay tablets?
And papyrus? :shock:
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Jim wrote:
Darksaga wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
We could call this "What a Ranger would never say".
:lol:

Hate to tell you but the Army has advanced beyond writing briefs on clay tablets.

:shock:
We moved past clay tablets?
Damn.......wonder what they're gonna do with all the hammers and chisels?
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Slowpoke wrote:
Jim wrote:
Darksaga wrote: :lol:

Hate to tell you but the Army has advanced beyond writing briefs on clay tablets.

:shock:
We moved past clay tablets?
Damn.......wonder what they're gonna do with all the hammers and chisels?

Ship em to the Old Soldiers retirement homes where you will suck oatmeal out of a straw and draw (chisel) pretty pictures of charred bodies, death and destruction on clay tablets.
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What if the Hokie Pokie, really isnt what it is all about?
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I am going have to move for the fourth time in less than seven months.

Nice job billeting, DFAS etc etc etc
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Post by rgrpuck »

Zonk 1/75 wrote:Image

ok ........thats fuckin funny as shit

Who are you ?

No one of consequence

I must know

Get used to disappointments
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My balls itch...
























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Post by Black 6 »

rgrpuck wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:Image

ok ........thats fuckin funny as shit

Who are you ?

No one of consequence

I must know

Get used to disappointments
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