1967 vs 2007
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1967 vs 2007
1967 vs. 2007
Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into
school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967- Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He
goes to his own car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007- School goes into lock-down, and FBI is called. Jack is
hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors
called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1967- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and
end up best friends.
2007- Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are
arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny
started it.
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Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other
students.
1967- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt
class again.
2007- Jeffrey is diagnosed with A. D. D. and given huge doses
of Ritalin.
Be comes a zombie. School gets extra money from State because
Jeffrey has a learning disability.
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Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his
dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1967- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes
to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007- Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is
placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces
Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's Mom has affair with psychologist.
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Scenario : Mark has a headache and brings some aspirin to
school.
1967- Mark takes aspirin in lunchroom and headache goes away.
2007- Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario : Pedro fails English in high school.
1967- Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to
college.
2007- Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles
appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school
system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core
curriculum.
Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
because he cannot speak English.
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Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of
July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a fire ant
hill.
1967- Ants die.
2007- Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland
Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism.
The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on Terror Watch List and is never allowed to fly again.
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Scenario : Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes
his knee. He is found crying by his teacher who hugs him to comfort
him.
967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Teacher is accused of being a sexual predator and loses
her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five
years of therapy .
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THIS COUNTRY IS SUCH A MESS ...
DUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:?
Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into
school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967- Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He
goes to his own car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007- School goes into lock-down, and FBI is called. Jack is
hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors
called in for traumatized students and teachers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1967- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and
end up best friends.
2007- Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are
arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny
started it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other
students.
1967- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt
class again.
2007- Jeffrey is diagnosed with A. D. D. and given huge doses
of Ritalin.
Be comes a zombie. School gets extra money from State because
Jeffrey has a learning disability.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his
dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1967- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes
to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007- Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is
placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces
Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's Mom has affair with psychologist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Mark has a headache and brings some aspirin to
school.
1967- Mark takes aspirin in lunchroom and headache goes away.
2007- Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Pedro fails English in high school.
1967- Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to
college.
2007- Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles
appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school
system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core
curriculum.
Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
because he cannot speak English.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of
July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a fire ant
hill.
1967- Ants die.
2007- Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland
Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism.
The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on Terror Watch List and is never allowed to fly again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes
his knee. He is found crying by his teacher who hugs him to comfort
him.
967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Teacher is accused of being a sexual predator and loses
her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five
years of therapy .
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THIS COUNTRY IS SUCH A MESS ...
DUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:?
Re: 1967 vs 2007
I was 8 in 1967! I can still remember having done these. Life was so much easier and more fun back then!Speedracer wrote:1967 vs. 2007
Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1967- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and
end up best friends.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of
July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a fire ant
hill.
1967- Ants die.
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
Even in '89-'92 a friend of mine and myself would bring our shotguns to school. During noon break in the fall we would carry them across school grounds down to the river where we stashed his canoe. Spend the hour shooting ducks and bring them back to the Athletic dept. and clean them up on the large tables in the training room.
These days suck the big wanger!! I feel sad for my son to have to grow up during the time of mass panic.
These days suck the big wanger!! I feel sad for my son to have to grow up during the time of mass panic.
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He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
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I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
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What the fuck?!Runner wrote:That's 20 years before I was even born.Jim wrote:1967? That is the year I was promoted to Sergeant!! Life in a target-rich environment.
How the fuck did you just make ME feel old? This is fucking bullshit!
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Your parents never told you to shut the fuck up, did they?Wannabe75 wrote:I hate my generation, I really do. Sometimes I think, "why did my parents have to wait 15 years to have a kid?"
Then I realize I can't change history and I move on to more productive thoughts.
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TF Wolf MUTC 2010-
"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-
"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
Once, Ranger Kilted Heathen. I guess I did hear them of the sound of my own big mouth going off all the time.Kilted Heathen wrote:Your parents never told you to shut the fuck up, did they?Wannabe75 wrote:I hate my generation, I really do. Sometimes I think, "why did my parents have to wait 15 years to have a kid?"
Then I realize I can't change history and I move on to more productive thoughts.