Talking to Jesus

[Slowpoke]

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in

my back yard and having a scotch and water along with a quiet

conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly

difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men

find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You

work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and

family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply

was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool;

it can be used for good or bad".


I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning

question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life?

Why am I here?"

He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your

heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some

more, Señor, but now, I have to finish your lawn."

[RTO]

[Disinfertention]

Waiiitt a second..

That mexican is WAY too smart...

[Tirehouse]

HAHAHAHA good one!

[Bugsy]