GOOD TO KNOW SCIENTIFIC & HISTORICAL FACT!

undergoodcanopy · Post by **undergoodcanopy** » September 1st, 2007, 7:26 pm

Albert Einstein's birthday was March 14. He would now be 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 1st, 2007, 8:20 pm

The theory of Relative Titty is well known in Tennessee.
I believe they must teach it in all the elementary schools there.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » September 2nd, 2007, 9:08 am

RTO wrote:The theory of Relative Titty is well known in Tennessee.
I believe they must teach it in all the elementary schools there.

Similar requirements in West Virginia. Except there they measure the relative humidity as how much sweat accumulates on your sister's back when you go at it doggy style.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » September 2nd, 2007, 9:33 am

Jim wrote:
RTO wrote:The theory of Relative Titty is well known in Tennessee.
I believe they must teach it in all the elementary schools there.
Similar requirements in West Virginia. Except there they measure the relative humidity as how much sweat accumulates on your sister's back when you go at it doggy style.

Hey, my relatives resemble that remark. :D :) :(