List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » February 15th, 2007, 11:09 am

cams wrote:If you ever PM me again, I will hunt you down and squeeze your nuts up through your throat like a fucking push-pop.

WOOOOOOOOO!!!! That is pure comedy right fucking there!!!!

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » February 28th, 2007, 11:16 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Here's some Metaleulogy from "Jay and Silent Bob":

"Fuck fuck, motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck, noise noise noise, shmokin weed shmokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers
rollin fatties, smokin blunts
Who got the blunts? We got the blunts. Rollin blunts and Shmokin blunts.
Fifteen bucks little man...put that shit in my hand....if that money doesn't show than you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love oeeoooeeoooee."

Maybe a skateboarding, surfing, metaleulogist can relate to these lyrics.

Straight Up Motha-fuckin BRILLIANT!!! I laughed my ass off at this!

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » March 10th, 2007, 2:24 pm

Cams wrote:Today on ArmyRanger.com I feel different than just bullshitting with you guys like we always do, I feel very fucking proud to be here with you. Now, I ain't getting all soft and fucking misty so put your cocks away, just wanted to say today is a good day for reflection and pride, maybe it's the loss of Ranger Garbs, then seeing this kid here and what he wanted to be also. It's kind of ironic.

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » March 19th, 2007, 7:36 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Drop trow right in front of her, and shit on your floor.....pick it up and examine it, and then start tossing it at her...as you're doing this yell "Ranga Ranga Ranga Ranga!!!" Keep doing this until she leaves.

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » April 1st, 2007, 12:20 pm

cams wrote: The only thing you're ever stuck with in life is a little dick. Anything else you can change.

cams · Post by **cams** » April 3rd, 2007, 7:34 am

Old Grunt wrote:Cams was wrong, "The Pump" works.
Or so I've heard.

We'll take your word for it!! Please, this is one post where pics are not needed!!

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » April 4th, 2007, 7:25 am

This one flat out killed me!

Oto-Man wrote:
DBram wrote:
KW Driver wrote:and just were are you at on your WOC packet?
I'm not applying for WOC anymore. I know exactly what I am to do.
Go play airsoft in the woods with the other little girls? Look Asshole, you have yet to address ANYONE here properly, you keep stepping on your dick, every time you turn around....just go away....stay away from the military...it ain't for you...I promise....

Good luck in whatever drive thru you end up working in...who knows, in 5-7 years, you could make assistant manager!!!!

SOOOO many people here tried to help you and you ignored them all...what a fucktard....

I am not going to be rude and heartless and tell you that your life is so worthless that you need to just put a .45 in your cockholster and squeeze....that would be wrong...for me to say...just don't join the service.....do anything else:

Burger King...Ding Fries are Done
Telemarketing....But Mrs. Smith....Really, you NEED these magazines
Landscaping... Habla Espanol?
High School Basket Ball Coach...Come on ladies......

pick one

SAVAGE^ · Post by **SAVAGE^** » April 7th, 2007, 11:50 am

I laughed.

Ranger Slowpoke wrote:I'm thinking he ate a bowl of STUPID for breakfast!

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » April 18th, 2007, 9:12 am

GSXRanger wrote:Welcome to the site... do you have an older sister? Or a HOT MOM?

cams · Post by **cams** » April 18th, 2007, 9:35 am

Bravo57 wrote:
GSXRanger wrote:Welcome to the site... do you have an older sister? Or a HOT MOM? Or a gay little brother?

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » April 18th, 2007, 1:46 pm

Old Grunt wrote:If I had a nickel for every hippie I beat up, ripped off his stash, and then taught his ol' lady how to prepare for cinnamon ring inspection, I'd have a whole lot of nickels.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » April 18th, 2007, 5:23 pm

Silverback wrote:
Old Grunt wrote:If I had a nickel for every hippie I beat up, ripped off his stash, and then taught his ol' lady how to prepare for cinnamon ring inspection, I'd have a whole lot of nickels.

Fucker.... You beat me to it!!!!