Larry the Accountant

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » April 1st, 2007, 6:05 am

Larry the accountant gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, first, I like to watch my money grow. Second, once in a while I like to play with my money. Third, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.

Parkie · Post by **Parkie** » April 1st, 2007, 6:31 am

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » April 1st, 2007, 6:31 am

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 1st, 2007, 9:15 am

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 1st, 2007, 9:30 am

All good reasons.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » April 1st, 2007, 11:39 am

What's real funny is that my father-in-lwas name is Larry and he is an accountant.

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » April 1st, 2007, 12:31 pm

Darksaga wrote:What's real funny is that my father-in-lwas name is Larry and he is an accountant.

Any Tattoos?

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » April 2nd, 2007, 9:52 am

I have no idea but the next time you come out this way Ranger I'll let you check fopr yourself.