Random thought of the moment.
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Ranger175csar
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Alright! I'll add why I thought that was funny. Last week I was at a conference in Tallahassee and just happened to be right next door to TGI Fridays. You know what that means, no driving back to the hotel required! I spent $120 on beer there. Anyway, after my 4th or 5th schooner, I had to piss, like really piss; but, in an effort to seem more manly among my peers, I held it and held it. I started laughing and I swear I felt a little bit o' pee. I went to the bathroom and grabbed the only urnal that was available and it was the super short one. I wasn't paying any attention and ended up splashing piss all over my fucking pants. Luckily, Fridays was sort of dark and I was able to go back to the table. After that, I seriously had to piss about every 20-30 minutes.Ranger175csar wrote:I heard only old ladies have that problem.ANGRYCivilian wrote::D :D :DCliv03 wrote:I've been sitting here for a while, with a full bladder...coughed, and peed a little in my pants.:? :?
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haha! Who has spanked it to the hot older MILF, with the tight, 50's, Jane Jetson body that works in you office?Cliv03 wrote:I'll make sure to masterbate constantly throughout the day.
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289sotherhalf
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next cuppla days in 'Vegas...289sotherhalf wrote:The weather sucks arse here right now...
Low: 41° High: 69°
Low: 45° High: 74°
How's it like up in the Windy City Bravo57?
oh, did I mention how much I like 69°?
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289sotherhalf
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Looking ugly that way, take care! We have some warnings south of here too...BS502 wrote:Tornado sirens are going off....headin on home.
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Why didn’t NOAH kill the two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize needles for an execution?
Why doesn’t cat food come in mouse flavor?
Why do they sterilize needles for an execution?
Why doesn’t cat food come in mouse flavor?
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Why did I go MSC ???... (bangs head against telephone pole)
Why did I go MSC ???... (bangs head against highway overpass)
Why did I go MSC ??? ... (bangs head against steel girder)
Why did I go MSC ??? ... (bangs head against sidewalk)
Why did I go MSC ???... (bangs head against granite)
Why did I go MSC ??? ... (headbutt's nearest mdiget)
It's a rhetorical question!
Why did I go MSC ???... (bangs head against telephone pole)
Why did I go MSC ???... (bangs head against highway overpass)
Why did I go MSC ??? ... (bangs head against steel girder)
Why did I go MSC ??? ... (bangs head against sidewalk)
Why did I go MSC ???... (bangs head against granite)
Why did I go MSC ??? ... (headbutt's nearest mdiget)
It's a rhetorical question!
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RTO wrote:next cuppla days in 'Vegas...289sotherhalf wrote:The weather sucks arse here right now...
Low: 41° High: 69°
Low: 45° High: 74°
How's it like up in the Windy City Bravo57?
oh, did I mention how much I like 69°?
Ahem....
24 and sunny. Wind chill 21. I only had to wear my sweat shirt today.
Prick.......
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