The U.S.Marine.

[Chiron]

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so
does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."

[Ranger Ron]

I'd shake his hand!!!!

[Darksaga]

I always get a chuckle from that joke.

[roadtheshortbus]

[RTO]

I always get a chuckle from that joke.

'bout the only good Marine joke there is, isn't it?

[Darksaga]

Yep. Not much funny about knuckle dragging jarheads....