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Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women...

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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another
for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

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Beat ya...

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viewtopic.php?t=28602&highlight=top+ten ... guns+women

Nice to know someone else thinks this is a good one!

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Re: Beat ya...

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LLUbetterhalf wrote:viewtopic.php?t=28602&highlight=top+ten ... guns+women

Nice to know someone else thinks this is a good one!

:lol:
Got to keep it going... :lol:
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