NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » February 8th, 2007, 5:59 pm

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. bag of coffee,
And 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » February 8th, 2007, 6:33 pm

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » February 8th, 2007, 6:47 pm

:D :D :D :D

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » February 15th, 2007, 8:49 am

An oldie but Goodie

RTO · Post by **RTO** » February 15th, 2007, 9:02 am

Gets funnier every time I see it!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » February 19th, 2007, 2:55 pm

:D :D :D

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » February 20th, 2007, 9:07 pm