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Hey I just became not just scuba, but Special Forces Scuba, and halo qualified!! And what the hell, I gave myself a battlefield commision. Fuck the DD-214, I have certificates, It was so classified secret squirrel that the DOD didn't even know. And it only cost me $49.00!!
Attack CO 2/75 01/94-12/98
Ranger Class 08-95
I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
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XXII
MMV
Ranger Class 08-95
I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
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XXII
MMV
What's really funny, is that mine looks cheezy compared to this one. This one looks more official.SunDevilWrestler wrote:100% fake.Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.
That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.
B Co 3/75
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando
Speaking of which, who the fuck is MG James O. Patterson, because he sure as hell wasn't the SecDef in '99 and a google search isn't coming up with a James O. Patterson over the rank of Major. And who the fuck is COL Charles P. Cook?SunDevilWrestler wrote:100% fake.Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.
That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.
Gah. So fucking fake.
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I'm pretty sure it would be forgery. I know that if it was my name on them I'd be pretty pissed.
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
If they are real names and someone is using them without their permission to do so it would definitely by some kind of fraud!
Riamh Nar dhruid O sbairn lan
(Never Retreat From The Clash of Spears)
9ID LRS 90-91
I CORPS LRS 91-93
A CO. 1/509 PIR 93-97
75TH RRA member
Praise be to the LORD my Rock,
who trains my hands for war,
my fingers for battle.
Psalm 144:1
(Never Retreat From The Clash of Spears)
9ID LRS 90-91
I CORPS LRS 91-93
A CO. 1/509 PIR 93-97
75TH RRA member
Praise be to the LORD my Rock,
who trains my hands for war,
my fingers for battle.
Psalm 144:1
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I searched all over that site, but I couldn't find a certificate for Spetsnatz Inflight Missle Repairman Course. So, I guess nobody can pose as one of them. Good thing I completed that school (Distinguished Honor Grad) and got mines when I did.
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
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Here's what I got from the DOD IG
Thank you for your November 30, 2006 correspondence to the Department of Defense Hotline.
In order for the DoD Hotline to initiate an inquiry of any complaint that we receive, it must be determined that:
· the matter concerns a violation of Federal law within the DoD’s investigative purview;
· the DoD has sufficient facts to initiate an inquiry;
· the DoD Hotline is the most appropriate agency to take action on the complaint.
Based on a thorough review of the information provided, there does not appear to be a sufficient basis for the DoD Hotline to initiate an inquiry. Using a false military document and/or certificate for personal gain by a person not within the Department of Defense is an action that must be reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I appreciate your bringing this matter to our attention.
Sincerely,
Leonard Trahan, Jr.
Director
Defense Hotline
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
Mission-cams wrote:rgrjoe175 wrote:This one is a hoot..
buy above certificate and have it signed by Chuck Norris.
If it's signed by Chuck, it automatically becomes true.
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
This is the only damn certificate I ever got for RIP:
This vendor is just another small fuckstick in a large pile of fucksticks.
This vendor is just another small fuckstick in a large pile of fucksticks.
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1st Plt B 2/75 - Sniper
Ranger classes 4-80 & 9-80
3/60 INF 9th ID
2/278 ACR TN NG
3/319 INF 80TH ID
4/4 FA
11th USAFAD (8" Special Wpns)
D/96 CA (A)
JIATF-East (Counter Drug)
478 CA (FID/UW) (IFOR/SFOR)
5 SFG (A) (OIF 1)
USSOCOM - Retired AUG 09
Biometrics Mgmt Office (AFG) (SAIC)
PM DoD Biometrics - Operations (SAIC)
1st Plt B 2/75 - Sniper
Ranger classes 4-80 & 9-80
3/60 INF 9th ID
2/278 ACR TN NG
3/319 INF 80TH ID
4/4 FA
11th USAFAD (8" Special Wpns)
D/96 CA (A)
JIATF-East (Counter Drug)
478 CA (FID/UW) (IFOR/SFOR)
5 SFG (A) (OIF 1)
USSOCOM - Retired AUG 09
Biometrics Mgmt Office (AFG) (SAIC)
PM DoD Biometrics - Operations (SAIC)