Fake Rangers

Maggot275 · Post by **Maggot275** » December 2nd, 2006, 7:27 am

Hey I just became not just scuba, but Special Forces Scuba, and halo qualified!! And what the hell, I gave myself a battlefield commision. Fuck the DD-214, I have certificates, It was so classified secret squirrel that the DOD didn't even know. And it only cost me $49.00!!

Looon · Post by **Looon** » December 2nd, 2006, 7:58 am

SunDevilWrestler wrote:
Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.
100% fake.

That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.

What's really funny, is that mine looks cheezy compared to this one.

This one looks more official.

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » December 2nd, 2006, 7:51 pm

SunDevilWrestler wrote:
Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.
100% fake.

That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.

Speaking of which, who the fuck is MG James O. Patterson, because he sure as hell wasn't the SecDef in '99 and a google search isn't coming up with a James O. Patterson over the rank of Major. And who the fuck is COL Charles P. Cook?

Gah. So fucking fake.

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » December 5th, 2006, 7:33 pm

Whos name do they put on the bottom, If its is really some one in the current postion .... wouldnt it be a fraud by signing their name ...

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » December 5th, 2006, 7:52 pm

I'm pretty sure it would be forgery. I know that if it was my name on them I'd be pretty pissed.

23LRS · Post by **23LRS** » December 6th, 2006, 6:34 am

If they are real names and someone is using them without their permission to do so it would definitely by some kind of fraud!

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 6th, 2006, 1:06 pm

Back many years ago when I passed 11B AIT I got no stinking certificate.

RangerLee · Post by **RangerLee** » December 8th, 2006, 11:44 pm

LOL @ This thread...

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » December 10th, 2006, 3:26 pm

Steadfast wrote:Back many years ago when I passed 11B AIT I got no stinking certificate.

Well you can make up for it now.....

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » December 10th, 2006, 9:17 pm

I searched all over that site, but I couldn't find a certificate for Spetsnatz Inflight Missle Repairman Course. So, I guess nobody can pose as one of them. Good thing I completed that school (Distinguished Honor Grad) and got mines when I did.

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » December 27th, 2006, 1:25 pm

Here's what I got from the DOD IG

Thank you for your November 30, 2006 correspondence to the Department of Defense Hotline.

In order for the DoD Hotline to initiate an inquiry of any complaint that we receive, it must be determined that:

Â· the matter concerns a violation of Federal law within the DoDâ€™s investigative purview;

Â· the DoD has sufficient facts to initiate an inquiry;

Â· the DoD Hotline is the most appropriate agency to take action on the complaint.

Based on a thorough review of the information provided, there does not appear to be a sufficient basis for the DoD Hotline to initiate an inquiry. Using a false military document and/or certificate for personal gain by a person not within the Department of Defense is an action that must be reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

I appreciate your bringing this matter to our attention.

Sincerely,

Leonard Trahan, Jr.

Director

Defense Hotline

rgrjoe175 · Post by **rgrjoe175** » December 27th, 2006, 2:31 pm

This one is a hoot..

cams · Post by **cams** » December 27th, 2006, 3:27 pm

rgrjoe175 wrote:This one is a hoot..

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » December 27th, 2006, 3:30 pm

cams wrote:
rgrjoe175 wrote:This one is a hoot..

Mission-

buy above certificate and have it signed by Chuck Norris.

If it's signed by Chuck, it automatically becomes true.

B 2/75 · Post by **B 2/75** » December 27th, 2006, 9:46 pm

This is the only damn certificate I ever got for RIP:

This vendor is just another small fuckstick in a large pile of fucksticks.