Why Rangers are not 911 operators

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Why Rangers are not 911 operators

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Post by Earthpig »

What's she filing a complaint about? The guy offered to send help. I don't get it.
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I thought it was the police's job to raise your kids. Or something like that.
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91W wrote:I thought it was the police's job to raise your kids. Or something like that.
It takes a village, ya know. Just ask Hillary. :)
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EarthPig wrote:What's she filing a complaint about? The guy offered to send help. I don't get it.
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Post by Paladin »

She should have her aas whipped too for filing a complaint :evil: :evil:
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Post by Oto-Man »

Mom,
Either beat her ass into compliance while she's awake...or do it while she sleeps...she'll straighten up...promise!!!

Really though, "What do ya wan us to do...come over there and shoot her?" was a little much...

In today's PC filled society, you can't even take a shit without apologizing and saying a prayer for all the trees that died so you can wipe your ass.

Every time one of ours threatend to call HRS for taking away the Nintendo, or grounding, or not going to the beach, we handed them the phone and looked up the number for 'em. (suprising what a little "I'm not going to jail...you are going to juvie or a FOSTER HOME..." will do to a kid acting up.)--always use rubber pipes...never leaves a mark! (just kidding....it WILL leave a mark if you hit em hard enough) :wink:
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Post by T0000009 »

Start the beating erly enough and the kid will be to scared to act up. Works with all my nephews .....
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