The funny things kids say.....Part 2

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The funny things kids say.....Part 2

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We did this a few yrs ago, and I thought Id start a new thread.


Sometimes when I get onto my son, Aaron, for stepping outta his lane, he'll turn to me, roll his head around on his shoulders and act like he is craking his knuckles and says to me "OK Dad, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way". At that point, all I can do is laugh my ass off. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ranger Luna wrote: we can do this the easy way, or the hard way"
:lol: :lol: :lol: Funny Rgr Luna...

My nephew said that to me when he was 4 :lol:


The little guy was serious :twisted:
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My 8 year old is the master of the zingers..

Of late, his favorite is:

'So, you wanna piece of me?", or "Come get some!".. It totally hilarious, because he uses his best Duke Nukem voice and MEANS it![/b]
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Our dog just got here recently from my inlaws and when he was stanging in the living room Kierstyn walked up behind him, poked him inthe balls, and said, "Mommy, what's that?"

All I could do is laugh and say,"That's his tackle baby...."

I wish I had had the video camera....
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My 6yr old little girl Christina is really thin and I feared she would not be real athletic. Her favorite game has always been some variation of tag where I end up running my ass off.

So I am home on leave and take her and the boy to the park. I end up chasing her again but this time its different. She can now cut on a dime and change direction like Emmitt Smith. She proceeds to smoke my bags all over the park. As I sit there panting like a 10 year old dog, she sits down beside me. I said "Christina you're fast, how did you do that?"

She says " Daddy, I eat my vegetables and it makes me feel good" "And when i'm feeling good my game is good" :shock:

I fell the fuck out!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Talkin with my three year old Colby on the phone the other day, he tells me, Poppa, when you get home lets get your gun and go shoot sharks, sharks bite!

:shock:

where the heck did that come from?
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Some years ago I was telling my wife about some confrontation I had been in on the road. Nothing really happened but my son is sitting there, think he was 4 or 5 and he says....You fuck em up?

Wife was really unimpressed. Mostly with me because I was laughing and high fiving my son.....
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Abell9 wrote:Some years ago I was telling my wife about some confrontation I had been in on the road. Nothing really happened but my son is sitting there, think he was 4 or 5 and he says....You fuck em up?

Wife was really unimpressed. Mostly with me because I was laughing and high fiving my son.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Abell9 wrote:Some years ago I was telling my wife about some confrontation I had been in on the road. Nothing really happened but my son is sitting there, think he was 4 or 5 and he says....You fuck em up?

Wife was really unimpressed. Mostly with me because I was laughing and high fiving my son.....
I just about fell outta my chair! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fishboy wrote:Talkin with my three year old Colby on the phone the other day, he tells me, Poppa, when you get home lets get your gun and go shoot sharks, sharks bite!

:shock:

where the heck did that come from?
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My Mom used to watch my niece when I was younger. One time I come home on leave and my 4 year old niece says to me " You want a piece of me Ranger pussy!"

My mouth dropped to the floor. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nugget wrote:My Mom used to watch my niece when I was younger. One time I come home on leave and my 4 year old niece says to me " You want a piece of me Ranger pussy!"

My mouth dropped to the floor. :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMMFAO!!!!
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Ranger Luna wrote:
Nugget wrote:My Mom used to watch my niece when I was younger. One time I come home on leave and my 4 year old niece says to me " You want a piece of me Ranger pussy!"

My mouth dropped to the floor. :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMMFAO!!!!

WTF!!! Hahahahahahaa!! This is crackin' me up! Nice thread Luna!
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