The funny things kids say.....Part 2
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The funny things kids say.....Part 2
We did this a few yrs ago, and I thought Id start a new thread.
Sometimes when I get onto my son, Aaron, for stepping outta his lane, he'll turn to me, roll his head around on his shoulders and act like he is craking his knuckles and says to me "OK Dad, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way". At that point, all I can do is laugh my ass off.
Sometimes when I get onto my son, Aaron, for stepping outta his lane, he'll turn to me, roll his head around on his shoulders and act like he is craking his knuckles and says to me "OK Dad, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way". At that point, all I can do is laugh my ass off.
B Co 3/75
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando
Funny Rgr Luna...Ranger Luna wrote: we can do this the easy way, or the hard way"
My nephew said that to me when he was 4
The little guy was serious
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My 8 year old is the master of the zingers..
Of late, his favorite is:
'So, you wanna piece of me?", or "Come get some!".. It totally hilarious, because he uses his best Duke Nukem voice and MEANS it![/b]
Of late, his favorite is:
'So, you wanna piece of me?", or "Come get some!".. It totally hilarious, because he uses his best Duke Nukem voice and MEANS it![/b]
US Army 1986 - 1994
InfoSec/InfraGard/NetGuard (1994 - Present)
Random world and Adventures of BruteForce
InfoSec/InfraGard/NetGuard (1994 - Present)
Random world and Adventures of BruteForce
My little girl
My 6yr old little girl Christina is really thin and I feared she would not be real athletic. Her favorite game has always been some variation of tag where I end up running my ass off.
So I am home on leave and take her and the boy to the park. I end up chasing her again but this time its different. She can now cut on a dime and change direction like Emmitt Smith. She proceeds to smoke my bags all over the park. As I sit there panting like a 10 year old dog, she sits down beside me. I said "Christina you're fast, how did you do that?"
She says " Daddy, I eat my vegetables and it makes me feel good" "And when i'm feeling good my game is good"
I fell the fuck out!
So I am home on leave and take her and the boy to the park. I end up chasing her again but this time its different. She can now cut on a dime and change direction like Emmitt Smith. She proceeds to smoke my bags all over the park. As I sit there panting like a 10 year old dog, she sits down beside me. I said "Christina you're fast, how did you do that?"
She says " Daddy, I eat my vegetables and it makes me feel good" "And when i'm feeling good my game is good"
I fell the fuck out!
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Some years ago I was telling my wife about some confrontation I had been in on the road. Nothing really happened but my son is sitting there, think he was 4 or 5 and he says....You fuck em up?
Wife was really unimpressed. Mostly with me because I was laughing and high fiving my son.....
Wife was really unimpressed. Mostly with me because I was laughing and high fiving my son.....
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Abell9 wrote:Some years ago I was telling my wife about some confrontation I had been in on the road. Nothing really happened but my son is sitting there, think he was 4 or 5 and he says....You fuck em up?
Wife was really unimpressed. Mostly with me because I was laughing and high fiving my son.....
It's all good.
I just about fell outta my chair!Abell9 wrote:Some years ago I was telling my wife about some confrontation I had been in on the road. Nothing really happened but my son is sitting there, think he was 4 or 5 and he says....You fuck em up?
Wife was really unimpressed. Mostly with me because I was laughing and high fiving my son.....
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Ranger Luna wrote:LMMFAO!!!!Nugget wrote:My Mom used to watch my niece when I was younger. One time I come home on leave and my 4 year old niece says to me " You want a piece of me Ranger pussy!"
My mouth dropped to the floor.
WTF!!! Hahahahahahaa!! This is crackin' me up! Nice thread Luna!
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"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant