Do NOT run the roadblocks! (You can't get there from here!)

[Earthpig]

I don't know.........I just can't see those 72 virgins being all that attracted to him. I can almost hear them whispering, "He's got a hot body, but that face......."
RLTW
EP

[VAK]

Ranger EarthPig,
Do you think he'll get some head there?

Tim

Well you sick little fuck, that was pretty funny... But have you ever got head from a virgin? Anyway you look at it, this guy's just going to have one bad day after another and another....

usaftacp

[RGR_Dan]

The driver's education class put him over the edge

[Parabellum]

Do you think that will effect his insurance?

[Kelly-Belly]

Ranger EarthPig,
Do you think he'll get some head there?

Tim

[knightcat]

hate it when that happens........ I only have one complaint..... They missed his FACE!

[mikelogics]

They missed his FACE!

HE misses his face!

[Ranger175csar]

Damn, seeing all this shit is making me hungry. Sausage time! Cost of beef is going through the roof. Yum yum. Anyone for brains? This one was a dummy but it may taste better than it thinks.

now thats fuckin funny

[Draco]

I figure that if he ran the roadblock, theyd shoot him from behind. But if you look at the bullet holes, some are in places they couldnt be at if they came thru the back. Whyd they shoot from in front of him?

The idea is you don't let him get CLOSE to the roadblock. You don't know if he is a VBIED or just a dumb ass. End result for him is the same though.

We almost lit up some New Zealand contractors that came screaming up to our main gate one day. I say almost because they were smart enough to slam on the brakes about 150m away. Needless to say, the first things we saw exit the vehicle was 3 sets of empty hands raised WAY UP in the air.

[Fishboy]

I figure that if he ran the roadblock, theyd shoot him from behind. But if you look at the bullet holes, some are in places they couldnt be at if they came thru the back. Whyd they shoot from in front of him?

The idea is you don't let him get CLOSE to the roadblock. You don't know if he is a VBIED or just a dumb ass. End result for him is the same though.

We almost lit up some New Zealand contractors that came screaming up to our main gate one day. I say almost because they were smart enough to slam on the brakes about 150m away. Needless to say, the first things we saw exit the vehicle was 3 sets of empty hands raised WAY UP in the air.

you handled that question alot nicer than I would have.

[Ranger175csar]

I figure that if he ran the roadblock, theyd shoot him from behind. But if you look at the bullet holes, some are in places they couldnt be at if they came thru the back. Whyd they shoot from in front of him?

The idea is you don't let him get CLOSE to the roadblock. You don't know if he is a VBIED or just a dumb ass. End result for him is the same though.

We almost lit up some New Zealand contractors that came screaming up to our main gate one day. I say almost because they were smart enough to slam on the brakes about 150m away. Needless to say, the first things we saw exit the vehicle was 3 sets of empty hands raised WAY UP in the air.

you handled that question alot nicer than I would have.

I almost got set off at this one too......in fact.. fuck it....


1st.. STOP "Figuring"

2nd You dont wait for the mother fucker to go through before you shoot fucktard. If its traveling at a high rate of speed, and wont slow down, it IS going to RUN your road block.

3rd.. Knock em out


edited to add...

5th.. If you want to be a detective... become a cop

[Speedracer]

Used car for sale: CHEAP
Black
low miles
new windsheld
inside is also black with a little red trim on the seats

refer to carfax.com model number 23900 VBIED

[Runner]

The idea is you don't let him get CLOSE to the roadblock. You don't know if he is a VBIED or just a dumb ass. End result for him is the same though.

We almost lit up some New Zealand contractors that came screaming up to our main gate one day. I say almost because they were smart enough to slam on the brakes about 150m away. Needless to say, the first things we saw exit the vehicle was 3 sets of empty hands raised WAY UP in the air.

you handled that question alot nicer than I would have.

I almost got set off at this one too......in fact.. fuck it....


1st.. STOP "Figuring"

2nd You dont wait for the mother fucker to go through before you shoot fucktard. If its traveling at a high rate of speed, and wont slow down, it IS going to RUN your road block.

3rd.. Knock em out


edited to add...

5th.. If you want to be a detective... become a cop

Doing pushups.