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It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen!!!
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Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses!!
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Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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Chuck Norris can un-scramble eggs.
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23LRS wrote:Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses!!
Well then, he shouldn't use so much toilet paper to wipe his mangina! :roll:
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Re: chuck

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AbnRgr289 wrote:
23LRS wrote:Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses!!
Well then, he shouldn't use so much toilet paper to wipe his mangina! :roll:
:lol:
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Chuck is a sly tactician who would take a paddle to the head if it meant he could kill more pirates and ninjas later.
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When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... is&pl=true
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CRACKBABY!
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... is&pl=true

chuck talking about chuck
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Black 6 wrote:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... is&pl=true

chuck talking about chuck
That was hillarious...thanks!
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If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down.
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