Riddle me this:

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 16th, 2006, 4:22 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:A car key!
That's gotta be it....
You got it, Tabbi!

It was a Key! :D

I........ KNEW it !!!

That was my NEXT guess!!

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 16th, 2006, 5:30 pm

I must admit, I have ESP and read Ranger RTO's mind... I shiver at his intelligence....

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 16th, 2006, 6:40 pm

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:I must admit, I have ESP and read Ranger RTO's mind... I shiver at his intelligence....

touche`

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 16th, 2006, 7:59 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote: Gentlemen (term used loosely) y'all are slow.

I figured it out when she read it to me, before she even posted it.

I tried to give y'all a helping hint right there.

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 16th, 2006, 8:08 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Gentlemen (term used loosely) y'all are slow.

I figured it out when she read it to me, before she even posted it.
I tried to give y'all a helping hint right there.

huh?....."gentlemen"= keys?......... "loosely"=fucking keys??????????

"Slow"??????????=Keys?????????

How do you correlate that?????????

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 16th, 2006, 8:09 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Gentlemen (term used loosely) y'all are slow.

I figured it out when she read it to me, before she even posted it.
I tried to give y'all a helping hint right there.

''I figured it out when she read it to me.......'' he says.

Well...............if you DIDN'T figure it out after she read you the answer, you'd be a real dork now, wouldn't cha'

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 16th, 2006, 8:25 pm

Keys? huh

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 17th, 2006, 8:55 am

I know someone will have this answer but it's the only one i can think of...

You are in a room with four walls, a ceiling, and a floor all made of concrete. You have 5 minutes before the air runs out. All you have with you is a mirror and a bed, how do you escape?...

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 17th, 2006, 8:57 am

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:I know someone will have this answer but it's the only one i can think of...

You are in a room with four walls, a ceiling, and a floor all made of concrete. You have 5 minutes before the air runs out. All you have with you is a mirror and a bed, how do you escape?...

Just go right out the door or window I suppose.........

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 17th, 2006, 9:21 am

Hoover wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:I know someone will have this answer but it's the only one i can think of...

You are in a room with four walls, a ceiling, and a floor all made of concrete. You have 5 minutes before the air runs out. All you have with you is a mirror and a bed, how do you escape?...

Just go right out the door or window I suppose.........

Sorry, I forgot to mention Ranger Hoover there are no doors or windows. The walls, ceiling, and floor are SOLID concrete....

Good try though!

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » April 17th, 2006, 9:32 am

Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the bed in half; two halves make a "whole", then climb out the "hole."
:D

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » April 17th, 2006, 9:34 am

What do you peel the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 17th, 2006, 9:38 am

wellfed wrote:What do you peel the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside?

Sounds like corn on the cob! Yum! :D

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » April 17th, 2006, 9:39 am

RTO wrote:
wellfed wrote:What do you peel the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside?
Sounds like corn on the cob! Yum! :D

You are correct! Too easy

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » April 17th, 2006, 9:41 am

A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?