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SpongeBob
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Sponge Reporting still drunk....

Post by SpongeBob »

I am a member over at AP.org...
Saw this site and thought I'd dive in for commo puke jokes..
I am not...I say again..NOT A RANGER!!!!

Intro:
Enlisted in 96, Basic, AIT and BAC(97)
First Assignment, 514th Sig Co, Bragg....
Attended SFAS there and passed(2000)
Went thru the 18D SFQC, but got injured in Phase I, now Phase II I think.
PCS'd to MacDill AFB, FL
JCSE (2001-2004)
Attended PathFinder and JM school(2002)
Currently in USASOC, living the good life...

Outside the Army, I would be considered a drunk...
In the Army, just a normal dude relieving stress..
My poison of choice is Jim Beam and TUBORG...

Intro out...let the jokes begin...
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Welcome ya silly bastard.
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Post by Bugsy »

Kilted Heathen wrote:Welcome ya silly bastard.
What he said :twisted:
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
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1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)

The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack... :twisted:
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Post by Chiron »

Welcome.
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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The Holmchicken
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Post by The Holmchicken »

Tuborg is some good beer. Nice choice.
2/75 97-00

It's not that I'm lazy........it's that I don't care


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Post by msg_dman »

Welcome
Ranger Class # 12-89
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USASOC Ft Bragg 01-06
Retired 1 Feb 2006

In Memory of 1LT Ben Hall - KIA 31 July 2007
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Welcome...
RC 2-87
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
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Post by fireranger »

Welcome.
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But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
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Welcome here....Holy shit.....What else is left to say>>>>>
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Welcome. Thank you for your service!
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Post by Jim »

A man needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. Welcome...
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Welcome and Thank you for your service.
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