is this funny?

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » March 12th, 2004, 1:59 pm

many yrs ago when the sim rounds first came out. myself and a rgr buddy were at mckenna mout standing around pondering the ? would it hurt if you got hit with one of these rds. so we walked off about 20 meters and on 3, we shot each other in the chest. mine went left and hit him in the bicep, his went high and popped me in the throat. HOLY S HIT did it hurt. A few minutes passed by and another dude walks up and asks about the paint on my throat. we explained what we did but we left out the part about it hurting like a MF! so he asked us to shoot him, so we both did at the same time, hehehehehehehe, after about 5 minutes of cussing us like a sailor, he finally calmed down and realized that like any good ranger, we had did our job to ensure we got a good laugh at the expense of some one else. as soon as the next couple of guys showed up, our last victim was more than eager to talk them into being shot! i think in all we got like 12-15 comfirmed kills that day. the sweetest was the CO. like most O's he was the last one there and four of us lit his azz up! FUNNY STUFF!

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » March 12th, 2004, 2:02 pm

Who's got the instructions on how to clean coffee out of your keyboard after you cough it up through your nose?

Motherfucker!

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 12th, 2004, 2:03 pm

Holy shit

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 12th, 2004, 2:29 pm

Fucken sweet

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 12th, 2004, 4:00 pm

You sure come up with the good ones Bubba LOL

P.S. I showed your Chili one over at the V.A. You made a lot of vets laugh like hell.

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » March 12th, 2004, 4:02 pm

there are plenty more incredible acts of stupidity where that came from. you should hear about my naked water jump!

Rock Island Ranger · March 12th, 2004, 10:39 pm

RRDTm3 wrote:there are plenty more incredible acts of stupidity where that came from. you should hear about my naked water jump!

Im willing to "hear" anything but no pictures....I keep having shit flash through my mind that, well....keep the photo's to yourself.