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ManchuLeg
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This could happen to you...

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I was caught off guard, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed:
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

:D
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:shock: :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Steadfast »

Maybe he was talking to you! When he got the negative answer to what he really wanted he feigned being on the phone. Thanks for the tip off. Ya did right. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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