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lawdog
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An ear.
“You got the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, ok? You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!â€
SkyShark
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Post by SkyShark »

lawdog wrote:An ear.
yep! gotta be.

BTW, where the fuck have you been?
It's all good.
289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

SkyShark wrote:
lawdog wrote:An ear.
yep! gotta be.
Correct. :D
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
lawdog
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Post by lawdog »

SkyShark wrote:
lawdog wrote:An ear.
yep! gotta be.

BTW, where the fuck have you been?
I've been here the whole time. Just not posting much. Better to lurk in the shadows than shine in the spotlight.
“You got the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, ok? You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!â€
AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

lawdog wrote:
SkyShark wrote:
lawdog wrote:An ear.
yep! gotta be.

BTW, where the fuck have you been?
I've been here the whole time. Just not posting much. Better to lurk in the shadows than shine in the spotlight.
Hey lawdog, my 6 says its your turn to post a riddle!
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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wellfed
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Post by wellfed »

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
"You're never beaten until you admit it."

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SmileyTFJ

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wellfed wrote:What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
DAM!

:lol:
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
wellfed wrote:What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
DAM!

:lol:


I knew it was to easy!
"You're never beaten until you admit it."

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SmileyTFJ

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wellfed wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
wellfed wrote:What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
DAM!

:lol:


I knew it was to easy!
:lol: That's actually one of my favorite jokes Ranger Wellfed (mostly because it's one of the few I can remember!) :lol: :lol:


A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?
AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
wellfed wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote: DAM!

:lol:


I knew it was to easy!
:lol: That's actually one of my favorite jokes Ranger Wellfed (mostly because it's one of the few I can remember!) :lol: :lol:


A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?
Meat! :lol:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?
Meat! :lol:
:lol: Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle! :lol: :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?
Meat! :lol:
:lol: Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle! :lol: :lol:
Image Please be advised that she didn't answer that, I did!!! But she can post another one anyway.
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Meat! :lol:
:lol: Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle! :lol: :lol:
Image Please be advised that she didn't answer that, I did!!! But she can post another one anyway.
:lol: :lol: :lol: He sure did.:wink:

Ok, here goes--

I am all that I am and all that you see,
Yet I'm nothing at all and from you I flee.
Formed of distortion, perceptions awry,
I play the horizon where always I lie.
What am I?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Hoover
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Post by Hoover »

289sotherhalf wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote: :lol: Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle! :lol: :lol:
Image Please be advised that she didn't answer that, I did!!! But she can post another one anyway.
:lol: :lol: :lol: He sure did.:wink:

Ok, here goes--

I am all that I am and all that you see,
Yet I'm nothing at all and from you I flee.
Formed of distortion, perceptions awry,
I play the horizon where always I lie.
What am I?
A Mirage.......
2/75 C Co. 81-84
Ranger Class 14-82
"Cry Havoc Let Slip The Dogs of War"
1st SPWAR Tng Bn (Abn) USAJFKSWCS 87'
RLTW !
Mentor to J.P. Deepwater
RIP Class 02-07
Ranger Class 09-07
289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Ranger Hoover, you are correct!
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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